Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

@glitterbag,

I bet it’s someone who do with an enormous bowel movement, and I mean enormous.

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

I bet it’s someone who do with an enormous bowel movement, and I mean enormous.

Sorry. You clearly typoed this.

Did you mean? wrote:

I bet it’s someone who is an enormous bowel movement, and I mean enormous.

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engineer wrote:

My favorite Cracker Jack surprise was to actually find a peanut.

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@tsarstepan,

It was a typo, but not that. I meant to write.

I bet it’s someone who could do with an enormous bowel movement.

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Venture a guess, it won't surprise anyone.

"So go ahead and ridicule the idea. Everything is all going according to plan."

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@glitterbag,

Pangloss?

(kidding)

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@chai2,

hahahaha

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Part of a post from Freedomeyelove addressing Max, accusing Max of being AOK with sexual abuse of children. (in case you didn't notice, I'm positive Max thinks child abuse is vile).

"Why on earth would you think that a little bit of pedophilia would bother these sick, evil bastards?" Freedomeyelove

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@glitterbag,

glitterbag wrote:

Part of a post from Freedomeyelove addressing Max, accusing Max of being AOK with sexual abuse of children. (in case you didn't notice, I'm positive Max thinks child abuse is vile).

"Why on earth would you think that a little bit of pedophilia would bother these sick, evil bastards?" Freedomeyelove

If enough people report him, maybe he'll be suspended (though permanent suspension for him and many of his fascist kindred deserve).

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@tsarstepan,

Sadly he/she has gotten other people suspended over things they haven't done.

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@glitterbag,

eurocelticyankee wrote:

One bullet for each of your personal demons.

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By itself? Nihilistically poetic.

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@tsarstepan,

farmerman wrote:

I love cocks.

I have several Americaunas, two Leghorns, and a Polish. They are quite fond of parading about the parking lot letting it all hang out.

Source quote edited for grammar and comedic tension.

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@tsarstepan,

tsarstepan wrote:

farmerman wrote:

I love cocks.

I have several Americaunas, two Leghorns, and a Polish. They are quite fond of parading about the parking lot letting it all hang out.

Source quote edited for grammar and comedic tension.

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@Frank Apisa,

This is the perfect burn;
"After all, anybody who claims that the only was to deal with Liberals is to deny them their Constitutional Rights of Free Association and Assembly doesnt win many chess games. " wrote farmerman, bravo farmerman

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farmerman wrote:

It's like a movie about Nikola Tesla and having him invent an e-SUV

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@tsarstepan,

JGoldman10 wrote:

It's a CARTOON - you are taking this a little TOO seriously.

An ironic statement from a bloody Evangelical homophobic hypocrite.

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@tsarstepan,

glitterbag wrote:

The decaf that Rodney buys smells slightly like the tinny smell when you open a can of pineapple juice, or pineapple rings.

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A good descriptive sentence needs to be celebrated.

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@tsarstepan,

JGoldman10 wrote:

Don't get me started on Catholics. Roman Catholicism is a CULT.

Funniest hypocritical source on a2k.

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@tsarstepan,

The motto for the Matrix soft reboot/sequel?

Mame wrote:

No. There's no glitch.

No

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jespah wrote:

You wanna rethink that math, honeysugar pancake dental floss marshmallow pumpkin pudding saccharine?

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@Region Philbis,

izzythepush wrote:

I make the cake, but I don't decorate.

The Kid does that which is why his cakes look terrible, but taste great.

Soure

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