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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 20 Oct, 2020 04:47 pm
@glitterbag,
I bet it’s someone who do with an enormous bowel movement, and I mean enormous.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2020 11:48 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

I bet it’s someone who do with an enormous bowel movement, and I mean enormous.

Sorry. You clearly typoed this.
Did you mean? wrote:

I bet it’s someone who is an enormous bowel movement, and I mean enormous.


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engineer wrote:

My favorite Cracker Jack surprise was to actually find a peanut.

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izzythepush
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2020 11:54 am
@tsarstepan,
It was a typo, but not that. I meant to write.

I bet it’s someone who could do with an enormous bowel movement.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2020 05:31 pm
Venture a guess, it won't surprise anyone.

"So go ahead and ridicule the idea. Everything is all going according to plan."
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 10 Nov, 2020 05:47 pm
@glitterbag,
Pangloss?

(kidding)
glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2020 07:02 pm
@chai2,
hahahaha
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2020 11:47 pm
Part of a post from Freedomeyelove addressing Max, accusing Max of being AOK with sexual abuse of children. (in case you didn't notice, I'm positive Max thinks child abuse is vile).

"Why on earth would you think that a little bit of pedophilia would bother these sick, evil bastards?" Freedomeyelove
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Nov, 2020 09:33 am
@glitterbag,
glitterbag wrote:

Part of a post from Freedomeyelove addressing Max, accusing Max of being AOK with sexual abuse of children. (in case you didn't notice, I'm positive Max thinks child abuse is vile).

"Why on earth would you think that a little bit of pedophilia would bother these sick, evil bastards?" Freedomeyelove

If enough people report him, maybe he'll be suspended (though permanent suspension for him and many of his fascist kindred deserve).
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 12 Nov, 2020 10:33 am
@tsarstepan,
Sadly he/she has gotten other people suspended over things they haven't done.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2020 10:03 pm
@glitterbag,
eurocelticyankee wrote:


One bullet for each of your personal demons.

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By itself? Nihilistically poetic.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2020 11:42 am
@tsarstepan,
farmerman wrote:

I love cocks.





I have several Americaunas, two Leghorns, and a Polish. They are quite fond of parading about the parking lot letting it all hang out.


Source quote edited for grammar and comedic tension.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2020 11:58 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

farmerman wrote:

I love cocks.




I have several Americaunas, two Leghorns, and a Polish. They are quite fond of parading about the parking lot letting it all hang out.


Source quote edited for grammar and comedic tension.


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glitterbag
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jan, 2021 10:10 pm
@Frank Apisa,
This is the perfect burn;
"After all, anybody who claims that the only was to deal with Liberals is to deny them their Constitutional Rights of Free Association and Assembly doesnt win many chess games. " wrote farmerman, bravo farmerman

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jan, 2021 05:23 pm
farmerman wrote:

It's like a movie about Nikola Tesla and having him invent an e-SUV

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Jan, 2021 09:45 am
@tsarstepan,
JGoldman10 wrote:

It's a CARTOON - you are taking this a little TOO seriously.

An ironic statement from a bloody Evangelical homophobic hypocrite.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Feb, 2021 10:39 am
@tsarstepan,
glitterbag wrote:

The decaf that Rodney buys smells slightly like the tinny smell when you open a can of pineapple juice, or pineapple rings.

source
A good descriptive sentence needs to be celebrated.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 7 Mar, 2021 06:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
JGoldman10 wrote:

Don't get me started on Catholics. Roman Catholicism is a CULT.

Funniest hypocritical source on a2k.
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