What do men have in their manbags?

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It could be stuff they're taking on the trip to Mars.

It might be other stuff.

What would you expect to find?

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[+3] - maxdancona - 12/28/2020[quote="Dr Sliptinschit"] A gun and thousands of rounds of ammo. [/quote] You are apparently a very bad shot.
[+3] - Sturgis - 12/28/2020Let me help you here... Dr.Slippety mentioned guns, shooting and whatnot. You said he's a bad shot. I said he's not as your almighty almonds were blasted out (in an earlier post you said...
[+3] - eurocelticyankee - 12/28/2020Dr Steptinshit wrote, [quote]A gun and thousands of rounds of ammo.[/quote] One bullet for each of your personal demons.
[+3] - farmerman - 12/29/2020dont let him goad you, he's obviously a moron and a total Trumpie douche bag. (Those are all acceptable words .)

@ascribbler,

Books, other reading material, keys, assorted candies, disposable gloves (COVID reasons - though I'm less inclined to use them these days),an extra facemask or two, napkins, the occasional small umbrella, maybe a pen, a reusable bottle of water, thermos of tea, some loose change....

That's basically what's in my bag.

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@ascribbler,

I carry one only for my fishing trips. It does seem full of stuff. Fishing line/leader rigs(premade), spare reel, two folding knives, Bic lighter, a half side binocular(7x50 taken from a broken pair), small bottle of reel oil, fishing sinkers, spare sunglasses, spare hooks and swivels, tissue packet, wrap around mask, snack crackers, and crusher hat. Bait and drinks are in another shoulder pack.

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@ascribbler,

1. compass
2. sun glasses
3. pocket knife
4. water

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@ascribbler,

Just my testicles.

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@ascribbler,

A Swiss knife, credit cards and identification, some tech. That is all!
PS ..oh I forgot the keys...yes I do bring the keys with me and I know where they are.

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Lunch.

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A gun and thousands of rounds of ammo.

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@Dr Sliptinschit,

Dr Sliptinschit wrote:

A gun and thousands of rounds of ammo.

You are apparently a very bad shot.

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@maxdancona,

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You are...bad shot.

No, he isn't. After all, your manbag is quite empty (according to reports from women who were thrilled by this truth).

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@Sturgis,

Sturgis wrote:

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You are...bad shot.

No, he isn't. After all, your manbag is quite empty (according to reports from women who were thrilled by this truth).

I think you intend this to be an insult ... and to be honest I am not really sure what you are going for.

You seem to be saying that women are thrilled to see my scrotum. I am more confused than offended, Izzy.

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@maxdancona,

Let me help you here...

Dr.Slippety mentioned guns, shooting and whatnot.
You said he's a bad shot.
I said he's not as your almighty almonds were blasted out (in an earlier post you said only the testicles resided in your manbag)
I indicated women were happy to learn they were thoroughly gone. Figuring the nightmare of sex with you was eliminated.

Insult or simple truth or really bad joke. You decide.

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@Dr Sliptinschit,

Dr Steptinshit wrote,

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A gun and thousands of rounds of ammo.

One bullet for each of your personal demons.

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@Sturgis,

This botched joke is interesting in what it reveals about your experience with women.

In my experience once I get to a point where a woman sees my scrotum, she wants to have sex with me. Ar that point any physical deformity would be something that either she accepts, or something that would disappoint her.

You do know that there are women who enjoy sex, don't you?

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@maxdancona,

he carries a .177 and a coupla blocks of pellets. With a real gun he would not be carrying "Thousands " of rounds of Ammo.

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

he carries a .177 and a coupla blocks of pellets. With a real gun he would not be carrying "Thousands " of rounds of Ammo.

Thousands does seem excessive. The average elementary school only has 2 or 3 hundred kids. I doubt that Sliptinschitz would need 10 bullets per child.

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@maxdancona,

I dont recommend that you kid about **** like that. Ive been very close to guns all my prof life and its a tool for hunting or protection , not a tool to provoke laughter about evil unforgivable acts against anyone . I suppose Im the guilty one for even starting the reference. Lets just stop it here.

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My very good friend Lady Mondegreen asked her husband what's in his little green bag and she said that he said little greenbacks and burst into song.

The track's original title was "Little Greenback", in reference to the colour of the US dollar. However, the single was given the erroneous title "Little Green Bag", which some took to be a "bag of marijuana".

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@Lady Lingiton,

Gimme GREENBACKS, GREENBACKS
Gimme greenback dollah beeeuuulllls

Jes a liddle peesa papuh
Coated wif CLOROPHEEL

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@maxdancona,

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You are apparently a very bad shot.

Not when you have thousands of targets.

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