SHPATATOONGA!

Shpatatoonga: A placeholder used in speech to fill uncomfortable, awkward silences while thinking of a way to change the subject.

Example:

Person A: Wow, this is a great place you've picked for our first date, Roger. I really like the decor, and the food is delicous.

Person B: Really? You think so? Actually, I didn't realize they had changed owners. I used to come here when it was a bestiality and S&M dungeon.

Person A: ...

Person B: ...Shpatatoonga!


What a cool word, huh?! Now I wonder in what other situations this word might come in handy...