Decades back, in biology in school, if I had known about Easter Bilbies ... I'd certainly got better results! [Who knows, since they didn't accept 'haggis' as European species?]
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dlowan
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Tue 22 Apr, 2003 04:26 pm
So - wot you smegging furriners got against bilbies, then?
(readies small arms for a withering shot across their bows...)
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mikey
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Tue 22 Apr, 2003 11:36 pm
allrighty then...
i will have a smokin bilby, charbroiled and crispy on the outside and pink and juicy in the middle with a welched rabbit for dessert. if it's not to late to order that is.
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dlowan
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Tue 22 Apr, 2003 11:44 pm
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Mr Stillwater
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 12:08 am
The Bilby's a protected species and NOT charbroilable. However, feel free to eat as much rabbit as you like. N.B. Might be safer to avoid the ones packing heat.
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dlowan
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 12:39 am
Might?
IS!
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hiama
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 01:55 am
I think I read somewhere that the bilby is the result of the union of a Unicorn and a Rabbit many centuries ago, which would explain a lot of things. And maybe raise some interesting questions.
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dlowan
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 02:24 am
Indeed.
Like - where is the bilby's horn?
Did they enjoy the union - the unicorn and the rabbit, I mean?
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hiama
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 03:53 am
The horn is where all good bilby's horns are, safely tucked away until he needs it.
According to the Book of Kells the union lasted 16 days and was ecstasy incarnate or so the story goes......
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dlowan
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 03:55 am
HE?
oh, good......
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hiama
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 04:21 am
Very good
Yes the ladies use theirs for blowing to call the male Bilby home for his tea at night and to admonish him if he gets involved with wabbits or Unicorns or the like
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dlowan
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 06:35 am
Aaaaaaaaaaaah, soooooooooo......
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dlowan
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Wed 23 Apr, 2003 06:35 am
It's detachable then?
Is yours? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
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hiama
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Thu 24 Apr, 2003 12:56 am
Naturellement, what did you think I used to stir the tea with ?
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dlowan
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Thu 24 Apr, 2003 01:53 am
Hmmm - I can see what you stir the pot with!
heehee
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Walter Hinteler
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Thu 24 Apr, 2003 01:59 am
Under 18 years old or reside in a city, state or country where it's prohibited, please exit now.
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TerryDoolittle
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Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:17 am
This place is just full of horny animals.....<pulling up a chair and settling in>
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cavfancier
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Thu 24 Apr, 2003 07:29 am
Bilbys in the Book of Kells indeed....do tell how they were 'ilumminated'?
