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I have met an A2K member.

 
 
Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 07:55 am
But he wouldn't identify himself. Chinese fellow, about 23 years old, short, slight build, dark hair. I was just walking out of the cafe and this guy approaches me.

"Hello, Mr. Ratzenhofer", he said.

I looked at him. "Do I know you, young man?", I asked.

"We have never met, but I recognize your face from A2K."

"Oh. I see. Who are you?"

"My name not important. You wise man, Mr. Ratzenhofer. You answer many questions on A2K and help many people. I have question for you."

"Why, thank you son. I'm glad you think so highly of me. What is your question."

""Do I like to see my own mother gang-banged by bastards?"

I stared at him for a second, momentarily confused by this question. Normally people ask me easier question, stuff about animal control or cooking eggs. But this was a much tougher question.

The young Chinese man just stood in the street, staring at me, an imploring look on his face. I could tell this question was weighing heavily on his mind and he needed an answer -- and quickly.

This may not have been the best advice, but I was late for a dentist appointment and could see that he expected an immediate answer, so I simply told him, "Yes, son....yes you do."

"Thank you, Mr. Ratzenhofer. I can now wade in the stream of happiness."

And just like that..... he was gone.

Do you think I gave him good advice?

And what the hell is the stream of happiness?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 08:09 am
Laughing

Man who f-k on grass
have peace on earth
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 08:23 am
You misspelled piece . . .
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:25 am
BBB
Wading in the stream of happiness could mean tranquility in one's home.

BBB
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:30 am
Man who fart in church
Must sit in own pew.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:32 am
Bella
Bella Dea wrote:
Man who fart in church
Must sit in own pew.


Clever.

BBB Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 10:33 am
Re: Bella
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Man who fart in church
Must sit in own pew.


Clever.

BBB Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked Shocked Shocked


Thanks to my mom. Very Happy
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 11:05 am
hahahahahahaha

that's great

pew
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Dec, 2005 02:47 pm
Gus.

Stop giving advice.


Now.



The world will be a far better place.
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