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Tue 6 Dec, 2005 07:55 am
But he wouldn't identify himself. Chinese fellow, about 23 years old, short, slight build, dark hair. I was just walking out of the cafe and this guy approaches me.
"Hello, Mr. Ratzenhofer", he said.
I looked at him. "Do I know you, young man?", I asked.
"We have never met, but I recognize your face from A2K."
"Oh. I see. Who are you?"
"My name not important. You wise man, Mr. Ratzenhofer. You answer many questions on A2K and help many people. I have question for you."
"Why, thank you son. I'm glad you think so highly of me. What is your question."
""Do I like to see my own mother gang-banged by bastards?"
I stared at him for a second, momentarily confused by this question. Normally people ask me easier question, stuff about animal control or cooking eggs. But this was a much tougher question.
The young Chinese man just stood in the street, staring at me, an imploring look on his face. I could tell this question was weighing heavily on his mind and he needed an answer -- and quickly.
This may not have been the best advice, but I was late for a dentist appointment and could see that he expected an immediate answer, so I simply told him, "Yes, son....yes you do."
"Thank you, Mr. Ratzenhofer. I can now wade in the stream of happiness."
And just like that..... he was gone.
Do you think I gave him good advice?
And what the hell is the stream of happiness?
You misspelled piece . . .
BBB
Wading in the stream of happiness could mean tranquility in one's home.
BBB
Man who fart in church
Must sit in own pew.
hahahahahahaha
that's great
pew
Gus.
Stop giving advice.
Now.
The world will be a far better place.