Remember how kickycan had a plan to attract women?

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I don't recall the thread, nor do I have the time to look for it, but Kicky had a thread where he was going to buy a small puppy so he could walk down the street and attract women. He figured the women would be attracted to the puppy and once they were close enough he could engage them in conversation and perhaps have sex with them.

I don't recall if he ever followed through with his plan, but I figured I would try the same thing. It sounded like it just might work.

I couldn't find a puppy anywhere so I had to improvise.

So, I head downtown and what do I see?

Everybody else has the same friggin idea!!!!

How the hell is a guy supposed to attract women in this town?

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Dang! They've even got a baboon.

The baboon works every time. Trust me

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I've spotted gustav walking his beloved Frank

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Calamity Jane figures she'll try kickycan's trick. She purchases a dog and heads to the store. Once there, she pretends like she is casually looking at cards, all the time her eyes are casting hopeful glances sideways, waiting for the approach of men.....

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gustavratzenhofer's plan to attract women while walking
his beloved Frank, has paid off. While depositing Frank's
# 2 at the local compost pile, he met Rhonda Mae Spookane.
They fell in love at first sight, walked over to Rhonda Mae's
place and made out.

While Rhonda Mae is taking a shower, gustav is smoking
his well deserved cigarette.

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Jane was just about to give up her plan and go home with a broken heart. As she turned to leave the store her heart stopped. Slappy Doo Hoo was approaching! He looked at Jane and for a magical moment time froze.

They knew then that this was destiny.

Jane squealed in delight and took Slappy into her arms.....

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Gustav and Rhonda Mae are getting chummy. During
a Sunday afternoon outing, gustav stopped the car at a
well known, local make out spot. Unbeknownst to him,
Monsignore Fox and Father Proctor have started an open air
confessional to convert the sinful black sheeps and bring
them back into the arms of Jesus.

Rhonda Mae is still talking to Father Proctor, while Monsignore Fox has gotten a headache from gustav's confession, and is in dire need of a little break.

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After wasting a month hanging out with this damn puppy and getting nowehere with the ladies, Kicky has a new idea...

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Those poor hyenas and baboon.

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But what a lucky puppy, eh?

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Right! And a2k was invited to witness the matrimony of
kickycan and Fiffy Sue.

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It was a beautiful ceremony. God I love that bitch.

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Calamity Jane--

I seem to remember that Gus welcomed you to A2K--and you were tempted to flee.

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Yes Noddy,
and look at me now Wink

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kickycan wrote:

But what a lucky puppy, eh?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww......

Shocked

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Personally, I like to combine the usefullness of a puppy, with the modern idea of speed dating.

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dlowan wrote:

kickycan wrote:
But what a lucky puppy, eh?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww......

As my kids have it:

Quote:

EWWWW! EWWWWW! And TRIPLE ewwwww!!!

And you used to to worry if Rover had been drinking out of the toilet.......

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Those hyenas and baboons are used by debt collectors in Nigeria. You can hire them to go after those that owe you money. a friend did a story for NPR on them.
Sure must work for the ladies too: "Hey, you there, you come with me!" ... i wouldn't argue or fight...

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I understand there are very few homeless sleeping rough in Ethiopia. The indigent have a choice of coming up with the money for a flophouse or becoming hyena bait.

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Remember how kickycan had a plan to attract women?

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