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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 11:51 am
We seem to have gotten ourselves out of control (yet again).

As for the Lordships buttocks - it could have been buckshot!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 11:52 am
Or my studded leather underpants. Bloody expensive, but worth every penny.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 12:16 pm
The studs are supposed to go on the outside.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:00 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Thinks:< Foursome? I'd better get the garlic press>

And don't forget the yellow rubbers. Boots that is.

You know how I feel about you when you wear the boots.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:06 pm
<<< fantasising about studded banana-hammock and bright green wellies >>>
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:30 pm
Heeven wrote:
<<< fantasising about studded banana-hammock and bright green wellies >>>



Oh
my
god!

You know what a banana hammock is? FINALLY! Someone else who is part of the Banana Hammock Secret Society!!

I swear to you, no one knows what that is.

Have I got a drink for you....I haven't had it yet since I just found it the other day but I will be trying it this weekend. So, I'll let you know. Very Happy

Banana Hammock
- 1 oz Raspberry Bacardi
- 1 oz Coconut Bacardi
- 1 splash(es) Creme De Banana
- 1 splash(es) Grenadine
- 1 splash(es) Pineapple Juice

Chilled shooter or on the rocks.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:34 pm
<writing out shopping list>
Must get some stuff on the way home tonight. Lurve Bananas, Coconut, Pineapple, etc. Methinks Heeven is going to likey.

As for the B-H, would you believe I first heard it from my strait-laced male boss (previous job). I hadn't heard this expression before but figured out what he meant and nearly fell off my chair. Doesn't help that he was drop-dead-georgous and I couldn't look at him without picturing him in a banana-hammock since! Whew!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:44 pm
Lemme know how it tastes. It sounds yummy!

The drink...not your boss in the banana hammock.
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DavidH
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:46 pm
Wow. A whole conversation about banana hammocks. What have I stumbled into? Shocked
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 01:55 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Lemme know how it tastes. It sounds yummy!

The drink...not your boss in the banana hammock.


<<fanning self>
<<getting all hot and bothered>>
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George
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 02:26 pm
http://reklamen.se/catalog/images/5002762.jpg


I don't see what the big deal is.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 02:42 pm
OOh ARGHHHHH!

http://ilmostro.smugmug.com/photos/14030690-M.jpg
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George
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 03:07 pm
Day Oh!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 03:31 pm
Personally, I find the Banana Hammock a trifle small.

I tend to use the cucumber catcher.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 7 Dec, 2005 03:34 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Personally, I find the Banana Hammock a trifle small.

I tend to use the cucumber catcher.


Shocked

<<feeling slightly apprehensive and inadequate, Bells begins reconsidering the foursome set up for tonight>>
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Heeven
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2005 08:45 am
Don't worry - his nickname is Kirby!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2005 09:41 am
Until it gets angry, then it's burpless.

<belch....oops pardon me!>
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 8 Dec, 2005 09:52 am
eww

do i wanna know wich end that came out of?
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shortygurl
 
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Reply Fri 9 Dec, 2005 07:35 am
Men are ok some of the time well most of the time I love men
can't live with em and ya can't live without em
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