I LOVE MEN

We seem to have gotten ourselves out of control (yet again).

As for the Lordships buttocks - it could have been buckshot!

Or my studded leather underpants. Bloody expensive, but worth every penny.

The studs are supposed to go on the outside.

And don't forget the yellow rubbers. Boots that is.

You know how I feel about you when you wear the boots.

<<< fantasising about studded banana-hammock and bright green wellies >>>

Oh
my
god!

You know what a banana hammock is? FINALLY! Someone else who is part of the Banana Hammock Secret Society!!

I swear to you, no one knows what that is.

Have I got a drink for you....I haven't had it yet since I just found it the other day but I will be trying it this weekend. So, I'll let you know.

Banana Hammock
- 1 oz Raspberry Bacardi
- 1 oz Coconut Bacardi
- 1 splash(es) Creme De Banana
- 1 splash(es) Grenadine
- 1 splash(es) Pineapple Juice

Chilled shooter or on the rocks.

<writing out shopping list>
Must get some stuff on the way home tonight. Lurve Bananas, Coconut, Pineapple, etc. Methinks Heeven is going to likey.

As for the B-H, would you believe I first heard it from my strait-laced male boss (previous job). I hadn't heard this expression before but figured out what he meant and nearly fell off my chair. Doesn't help that he was drop-dead-georgous and I couldn't look at him without picturing him in a banana-hammock since! Whew!

Lemme know how it tastes. It sounds yummy!

The drink...not your boss in the banana hammock.

Wow. A whole conversation about banana hammocks. What have I stumbled into?

<<fanning self>
<<getting all hot and bothered>>

I don't see what the big deal is.

OOh ARGHHHHH!

Day Oh!

Personally, I find the Banana Hammock a trifle small.

I tend to use the cucumber catcher.

<<feeling slightly apprehensive and inadequate, Bells begins reconsidering the foursome set up for tonight>>

Don't worry - his nickname is Kirby!

Until it gets angry, then it's burpless.

<belch....oops pardon me!>

eww

do i wanna know wich end that came out of?

Men are ok some of the time well most of the time I love men
can't live with em and ya can't live without em