A Secretary for Ellpus.

I DID wonder.

Btw, milord: what did your fellows in the Macaroni Club say about your idea?

I don't understand what you're all talking about. Yes, those are some pretty big tits, but come on, they aren't really that big, are they?

Can't say I'd noticed, Mr K. I just thought she had a nice face.

She has a face?

Yes, it's that thing just above that wonderful chest.

Well, whatever you pay her in salary, it won't be enough. I can tell just by looking at her that she is a highly-skilled professional.

I have just heard that she is starting tomorrow, when she will come in at 9am and take down my particulars.

I like Mondays.

Tell me, will she be taking dictation for your new romance novel filled with sighs and heaving er, chests?

just taking something down i expect

There's an idea!

I DID ask her if she could use a dictophone. She said she could, but she prefers to hold the phone in her hand.

...and rearranging the chest of drawers.

i wonder if those things float...

I wonder if they will deflate if they are...errr...umm..."prick"ed..

Lordy, you gotta be careful..

She probably sinks. Women who are naturally big chested must suffer some kind of back problem, my goodness.

From: House of Lords Private Office. Monday 10.40am GMT.

UPDATE:

Ms Starlings reported on time, made coffee and has busied herself, re-organising my drawers..

Sturgis, she can't even see her shoes.

LOL

I'm surprised at you m'lord....

Why didn't you post this job internally first, rather than hiring outside?

I would have liked to have been given the opportunity to apply....I have a lot more 'experience' :wink:



(cj - love your picute, she was the first person I thought of when I read the title of the thread)

<cooing breathlessly> I'm your........Secretary!

Chai Tea, the first applicant looks too promising to get unnoticed. I think My Lord Ellpus said that he has a spellchecker. So no probooblem (sorry I slipped through my keyboard) with the first one.

In fact I know much aboobout (Sorry! slipped again!!!) secretaries like that. They are really good. These types make u feel home at office. U would also have the most beautiful and a fabulously occupied view all time before ur eyes. Their brain's in their breasts. They make use of them from time to time. Hence they particularly play a proactive role in such type of jobs. Breast & blow jobs are skillfully excelled by them.

They attract clients. They become the most valuable assets to ur boobusiness (Gosh!! this B key is slipping so much). Your HR is never complete without them. So , in short, they make u GROW ur thing.... i.e ur enterprise.

I hope Peggy May Starlings would definitely be the most eligibooble (Damn! why this thing's so slippery... Oh! I get it. Its my secretary's keyboard. No wonder I liked PRESSING it so much.) secretary among all.