DrewDad wrote:(Did you know there are also lots of dirty pictures on the Internet?)
You mean like this? He's getting pretty dirty.
Lord Ellpus wrote:Ooh! In that case I'd like to order the "Mammoth" in purple, please.
I always knew you are an animal.
shewolfnm wrote:in purple?
Tinky winky... anyone?
Surely you mean Stinky winky?
Milton Banana isn't amused by all this hilarity, he deserves protection just like anyone else.
if everyone would stop slapping on their bananna, inventions like these would not be necessary...
I'm really worried that making these things readily available will just encourage our kids to carry around bananas.
Abstinence is really the only thing they should be taught.
Banana bunkers cause penis cancer, they are not 100% effective and they don't prevent banana transmitted diseases.
All across the country, naive old people who bought the banana protector are being laughed at. How many looks would this thing drum up...walking through the mall, carrying a big green dildo? I mean, "banana protector," wink wink.
Imagine trying to get on a flight with one of these in you carry-on.
And think of all the additional peels that will be thrown on the sidewalk if people can carry bananas with impunity. Oh, the humanity!
I think I just found a christmas present for all my friends.... all I gotta do is buy a bunch of banana's and then their protecters...
Thanks! Should I get them for the boys too?
You could also use it to store feces!
But, I mean, who would want to do that? Only a sicko would carry his feces around and store it in his backpack to make himself feel more powerful on the bus, knowing he could contaminate any enclosed space in a matter of seconds.
Gargamel and his fickle fecal matter.
Uhhhh......
A little too crowed on the bus this morning, Gargamel?
Hey, James Joyce loved scatalogical humor. That must mean I'll one day be the greatest novelist of this century!
Have I showed you my graph of how global warming is caused by the shrinking numbers of pirates?
The problem with storing your feces in there is it won't dry up enough.
You need to get it nice and dry, so you can use it as a crayon. You know, to put on your war paint.
