DOES MY OLD AVATAR MAKE ME LOOK SMALL AND HAIRY?

No, it's not that. And I'm not one for dog jokes either. If only your avatar wasn't so red-headed in such a stereotypically Irish kind of way. I find that a bit old. Do you really need to reach for such a cheap cliché?

You must know by now that i'm into bad puns and low humor . . .

Please no more spoofs of my famous thread, boss. I got your PM, please don't call me boss, boss.

I should have posted the thread here as the thread was meant to be a self-deprecating one.

Turns out I was attacked with one of the most vicious, libelous personal attacks I have ever seen leveled at someone on the net.

But I am a big girl (too big)

I call everyone Boss, Boss, so it can't be helped . . .

I love "Walter the Farting Dog"! It's hilarious. The illustrator (forget his name) gets that guilty "who me?" look just perfectly...