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If I had a lobotomy would boys like me better?

 
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:29 pm
I thought having breasts and having a lobotomy was the same thing.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:29 pm
School is just around the corner for Mo.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:30 pm
No, that's staring at breasts.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:30 pm
btw, why would you want ot have boys like you better? they would just want to fondle your lobotomy.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:31 pm
I have a soft spot for ot hae boys. What can I say?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:31 pm
I ne'er kenned tha' dys' were a Scottish lad.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:32 pm
lobotomy ... is that something to do with low-risers?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:35 pm
I think that's a blobotomy, Heeven
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:35 pm
You mean, crack attack pants?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:35 pm
Yes, and a damn shame if you ask me.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:36 pm
Ooooohhhh, the muffin top.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:36 pm
No, it's the branch of science dedicated to replacing professional tennis players with good-looking russian mechanical dolls.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:36 pm
builders bum.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:37 pm
What?
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Heeven
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:54 pm
em, apparently you guys post too fast for me - I was back back in 19-oh-splash when we were talking about cracks/bums.

My apologies [hoisting ass outta here]
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stuh505
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 01:55 pm
YES!

You don't want me anymore,
and it's killing me.
I don't know why;
I never wanted you before.
But now that you've finally got me,
You don't want me.

I thought I couldn't live without you.
I thought I loved you, but
I was wrong.

Now I know what I want, what I need;
I need a girl who loves me too,
I need a girl who looks just like you.

I saved up all my money,
now it's time to get you that
lobotomy.

I wrote that many years ago..
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 02:15 pm
Did we used to date, stuh?

I've been in relationships just like that!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 02:18 pm
men think for you all you have to do is make food and keep their house clean. Simple easy life.
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FreeDuck
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 02:18 pm
You could get the lobotomy and use the scraps as breast implants. That would be a form of recycling.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 11 Nov, 2005 02:20 pm
like sucking cellulite from your ass and putting it in your lips
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