I thought having breasts and having a lobotomy was the same thing.
School is just around the corner for Mo.
No, that's staring at breasts.
btw, why would you want ot have boys like you better? they would just want to fondle your lobotomy.
I have a soft spot for ot hae boys. What can I say?
I ne'er kenned tha' dys' were a Scottish lad.
lobotomy ... is that something to do with low-risers?
I think that's a blobotomy, Heeven
You mean, crack attack pants?
Yes, and a damn shame if you ask me.
Ooooohhhh, the muffin top.
No, it's the branch of science dedicated to replacing professional tennis players with good-looking russian mechanical dolls.
em, apparently you guys post too fast for me - I was back back in 19-oh-splash when we were talking about cracks/bums.
My apologies [hoisting ass outta here]
YES!
You don't want me anymore,
and it's killing me.
I don't know why;
I never wanted you before.
But now that you've finally got me,
You don't want me.
I thought I couldn't live without you.
I thought I loved you, but
I was wrong.
Now I know what I want, what I need;
I need a girl who loves me too,
I need a girl who looks just like you.
I saved up all my money,
now it's time to get you that
lobotomy.
I wrote that many years ago..
Did we used to date, stuh?
I've been in relationships just like that!
men think for you all you have to do is make food and keep their house clean. Simple easy life.
You could get the lobotomy and use the scraps as breast implants. That would be a form of recycling.
like sucking cellulite from your ass and putting it in your lips