Serious news! Australia Invades United States of America!

So when are you all coming for dinner now that the continent moved? Doors aren't locked, just come in, make yourselves at home, and don't bite the dog ok?

we can come to dinner mikey?

anytime you like, door's open kiddo.

Dinner at Mikey's, eh?? Beats the hell out of shopping and cooking!

But I noted somewhere that the weather at Mikey's wasn't what we'd expect at this time of year for Oz. Lucky we still have the warm Oz summer weather wherever we go.

Yep. Sunday 1 December. Today's the first day of summer!

It was in the 50's here awhile ago, now hail is blasting us. Go figure.

Yikes - 50's - that's cool in our language. Doesn't get much colder than that in midwinter!
Temps today will be in the 20's - but that's in degrees Celsius. It translates about 70's - 80's in your weather - but we've finally had some rain. It should have been enough to dampen the bushfires, and it's still cloudy this morning, so there may be some more. Not really enough to break the drought yet, though

70's would be a treat right now here Margo. Winter has arrived a bit to early here for my taste. I might sell out and move farther south. Maybe to Oz...

Listen mate, I've travelled ev'ry road in this entire land...
Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba
Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah
Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallville, Cunnamulla
Condamine, Strathpine, Prosepine, Ulladulla
Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla
Wallambilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla - I'm a killer

Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo
Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Wooloomooloo
Dalvine, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne
Lithgow, Casin, Brigalow, Narromine
Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawon, Wanganella
Morella, Augathella, Brindabella - I'm the feller

Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby
Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi
Yarra Yarra, Bouindarra, Wallangarra, Turramurra
Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tibooburra
Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramattta
Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta - Wha's a matta?

Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat
Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat
Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween
Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen
Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly
Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly - Don't be silly

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y p! Mr Stillwater.

Huh Jjorge?

Yeah!

What the bunny said:

Huh!? jjorge?????

G'day Mr Stillwater!

what jjorge means to say, in a vertically polarized kind of way, is that (mister) still waters run deep.

OH!!!

What am I doing - none of your businesss, and stop peeking!

oh. sorry. got any food?

Waddayouwant?

a vegamite samich

deb be no man from brussels.

she may be, though, 6 foot 4 and full of muscles (or do they mean mussels?).

harvey, the invisible rabbit, was 6'3", or so the old man said, so p'rhaps this is not an unattainable height for doobie-lowan almost-hares.

Ya know, i always liked the term coney . . . like it much better than the word rabbit . . . how ya doin' dlowan, ya minxy lil' ozzy coney?

¿Conejo, nó? ¿Porqué tienes la cara de Hebba?