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Serious news! Australia Invades United States of America!

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2002 01:27 am
Please see this news flash:

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml
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fishin
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2002 08:20 am
Does this mean I should put out extra place settings at the table for Sunday dinner? Will you, margo, Wilso and the doggy be showing up?

If you can just get them to sail Australia just a bit more to the west all of Melbourne could show at the next Boston Abuzzer bash!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2002 03:00 pm
Fishin' - this means NONE of you is safe from unexpected dinner arrivals ever again - this is called "sundowning" in Australia, or at least it was - yep, we plan never to eat at home again!
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fishin
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2002 05:59 pm
Kewl! Just umm.. Leave the muddy boots at the door. Smile
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jeanbean
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2002 06:11 pm
Wilkommen...
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bandylu2
 
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Reply Mon 4 Nov, 2002 07:48 pm
Your timing is a wee bit off, I think. Two winters and all. But, nonetheless, welcome to the other half of the world. I always wanted to visit your place -- now we can take a day trip in my son's boat. And, to be honest, one thing we probably need on US tv is more sports.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 02:12 am
Two winters? But I love the cold - and I want snow! Who lives in good snow?

I have to warn you all though - Moondoggy farts!
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Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 07:17 am
Well, well, well ... our 51st state has arrived en masse. Or, perhaps it'll be the 50th, as FL seems to have gone walkabout.

I wanna kowalla bear and a ditcheridoo, cobber.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 08:03 am
Koalas are protected Debacle!

But I am sure,as a male, yu will be allowed a didgeridoo!

When are we all invited to the Debacle mansion?
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Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 08:18 am
Just soon as I can lay on a sufficient number of gas masks to counter moondoggy's fartulence. Beer and Chinese take-aways over the whole bloody continental drift -- gawd, imagine the reek!
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Letty
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 10:42 am
Mr. Chairman
[I'm walking about trying to find my way around here.

Good afternoon from Florida Razz
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Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 11:35 am
Now that all you sundowners have come to anchor in conwenient waters, what say we all repair to a mutually conwenient pub for a little disorientation. I make bold to suggest the Drunken Duck.
http://www.drunkenduckinn.co.uk/
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 02:47 pm
Dammit Debacle! It is SO hard to read what is , to me, pale yellow on white! The Funky WHAT do y'say?!!!!!
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Debacle
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 04:39 pm
Smeggin' 'eck! ... I forgot when you lot see primary colours from the disadvantage of these northern hemisterical lassitudes, you see the exact opposite pigmutations. So, I did some editorical dickering, and trust you can see to read the pentuplement post now. So sorry for the botheration.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Nov, 2002 07:09 pm
Yay! Black! It is my monitor, Deb, not a reversal of polarity - but thank you so much - no more emailing myself the poems you post!
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Nov, 2002 01:25 pm

Who's idea was it to move north for the winter? Sheesh - just when it's getting warm enough to swim...........

There'd better be some good food awaiting us! - and none of that bagel stuff! Chopped liver Yeeeeccccchhhh!!! Rolling Eyes
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sat 9 Nov, 2002 11:15 pm
Nothin' but love for our Aussie buds...drop by N. Carolina and see mr. & mrs. quinney and we'll take you to Outback Steakhouse Rolling Eyes Cool
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 9 Nov, 2002 11:52 pm
Ah - how sweet - guess who's coming to dinner!


But - I do not eat steak - is there some lovely little jewel of local cuisine we could visit?


(I have heard very vivid descriptions of the Outback Steakhouses!)
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 10 Nov, 2002 01:00 am
Bi-Polar Bear. My, my, my. Guess you got to wondering where everybody had gone.
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JoanneDorel
 
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Reply Sun 10 Nov, 2002 03:16 pm
The Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo Written by Joy Cowley

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?
The kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The Bandicoot playing a flute , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo.

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The Koala there on a rocking chair , and the kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The Rainbow Snake with a big cream cake , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The crocodile with her cheerful smile , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When i went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The big Goanna at his grand piano , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo.

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The fat Wombat with his party hat , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo.

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The Cockatoo with a didgeridoo , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The singing Dingo and his swinging banjo , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The old Magpie with a patch on his eye , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

When I went to the Sydney zoo , what did I see ?

The platypus who danced for us , and the Kangaroo from Woolloomooroo .

They danced and sang at the Sydney zoo , and I did too .
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