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Wed 9 Nov, 2005 05:30 pm
If you receive an email entitled"Bedtimes"delete it IMMEDIATELY.Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!And look at you - you're on the computer!!!!
Dear GOD!!
I THINK I'VE GOT IT!!
My left nostril just closed up, my eye has a twitch and I swear to God I just blew the back off my desk chair!! Also the paint on my desk is peeling in an odd, star-shapped pattern. The led in my pencil just dissolved and the eraser turned to glass!
I also detect a slight shirveling in my left testicle, but that could be anything really.
I get the same results from a Frito Pie.
All I know, it's pretty serious.
edgarblythe wrote:All I know, it's pretty serious.
There goes the right one now.
Really! Can't believe I didn't notice this thread was under HUMOR. Scared me to death.
Laughing
George wrote:I get the same results from a Frito Pie.
Fargin' Bastich. I mean IT!
My dog has not licked his undercarriage for the past half an hour.
Is this a sign that my household is infected?
<I am still managing to lick mine, so I think I am safe for now>
dyslexia wrote:George wrote:I get the same results from a Frito Pie.
Fargin' Bastich. I mean IT!
Now just hold on to your tofu pudding, big guy!
EdgarBlythe: Did/do you study at the Kickycan school of humorous writing ?
P.S.: Like your sense of humor
Say, Kicky is my understudy, just like Gus.
Warning !!! Protect....
Lordie : If you can still lick your undercarriage, then you may have a few minutes safety margin before Droitwitch is infected,and the servants start doing strange dances in the moonlight on the south lawn.
Run as fast as you can
Okay, don't beat me anymore. I confess, I copied this thread off an email from a buddy of mine.
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