Last words

Question:
"When you are in your casket, and friends, family, and congregates are all
there mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"

Episcopal Priest:
"I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man."


Catholic Priest:
"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God
who made a difference in people's lives."


Rabbi:
"I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's breathing.'"