conversation between G.Bush and his staff

Three stooges stuff lol

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a
grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,
"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr.
Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been
a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate
people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot
when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything
more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do,
he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
attorn ey?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
since he was a youngster too He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one
of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the
bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either
of you asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your
sorry asses in jail for contempt."

EdgarB: Good one!!!

"The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth." Careful what you ask for.

yaaaaa