Lifesavers

>>A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
>> graders,
>> using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
>> lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
>> flavor.
>> The children began:
>> "Red............cherry,"
>> "Yellow.........lemon,"
>> "Green..........lime,"
>> "Orange.......orange."
>> Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
>> After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
>> identify the taste "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what
>> your mother may sometimes call your father."
>> One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
>> "Oh My God!!!! They're a**holes!"