The Parrot

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute
steal at only £20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a
result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up "I'm broad
minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his
new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.

"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" scolds the woman trying not
to laugh.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un-f**king believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new
pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"F**cking incredible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes,
but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave?"