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Wed 26 Oct, 2005 01:41 pm
Gentle thoughts for today...
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Quote:Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Auuugh! I already changed to a new sig line today!
"Silence. One of the hardest arguments to refute."
"Change does not necessarily assure progress,
but progress implacably requires change."
"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
"The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that you've got it made."
"The supreme accomplishment is
to blur the line between work and play."
"City Life. Millions of people being lonesome together." H. D.
Thoreau
DR. MARDY'S THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:
"Mother Teresa once said,
'If you judge people, you have no time to love them.'
She might have added,
'If you love people, you have no time to judge them.'"
"Indecision is the mother of flexibility"
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