All of the folk mentioned in my post above, Little k!
Too late for you! Shameless self promotion will be the bunny's undoing! We have found the evidence of your army on the net and we will defeat them!
http://www.grendel.org/hunter/db/#pictures
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
That's it.
I'm whipping out the M.O.A.B.
The Mother Of All Bunnies?
"B"ushes.
A brilliant plan. Barbara Bush is a match for Mother Nature.
She has a mouth like a sailor, packs a mean round house punch, and holds a grudge like there's no tomorrow!
I'm getting a little concerned about the effects of all of that Australian bean-eating. Bunny, you sure that won't destroy the ozone all by itself?
Hmm, perhaps Bunny is secretly working for us. Aha!
My hordes shall not use farts! We are PROTECTING mother nature! You northern hemisphere people have rendered the Australian sun so ferocious that even we bunnies must wear sun block! it sucks!
We shall use environmentally friendly weapons - like our teeth, knives, boomerangs, zodiac hover-craft, Nader-speak, Oprah blather, the assembled power of the jackals of the press - and, if pushed, kalashnikovs.
Actually, we should begin eating beans with reckless abandon. Farting depletes the ozone.
Of course, our strategy meetings will be intolerable.
And W. will have to figgur out a way to build a better ozone.... Oh well, ON TO VICTORY!
PASS THE BEANS!
No. I say we take out the ozone too.
That will promote global warming, and facilitate our quest towards removing Mother's WMD of snow.
Real photo of the evil army of the bunnies preparing for battle (we are watching you):
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/r/i/richalbon/devil_cave_rabbits.jpg.html
Hmmmm - we have not destroyed all your spy cameras, I see - unleash the bloodhoundbunnies! They must sniff out the spyware in the caverns.
Scared yet, oh wannabe destroyers of our Magna Mater?
Quick! Distract the bunnies with artificial farts under the arm (ahtificial fahts undah the ahm if you're from Massachusetts)!
Such knavish tricks shall not divert a single warior...
Well Slappy - what EVER happened to this global warming
theory so popular in environmental science nowadays???
Could global warming be responsible for this winter from
Hell?? What on earth is going on here, even in north FL
we have had record low temperatures this past winter &
we are actually having a "springtime" - Normally, here
where I live, we go right from winter to 90 degree weather
within a 2 week period or less. We have had some of the
COLDEST weather all winter long. And another thing, our
winter usually is not consistently windy and chilly - it is
interspersed with periods of bright, sunny warm days. But
not THIS year. I actually had to get out my winter coat
for awhile ( this IS a rarity ) Here in Florida - we are
THRILLED to have a cold winter because it minimizes the
mosquito population - which is normally unbearable. I can't
be outside more than 15 minutes in the summer without
numerous mosquito bites, if I forget to put on the Off stuff
or something like that... so for me - this has been a great
winter, and Mother Nature is worshipped even more for
her contribution to our deceased mosquito population &
weakened numbers of their ranks. I guess it all depends
on where you live, doesn't it??
Hmm, what stocks look good today....oho, looky here, ANGORA SWEATERS!
P.S., who is serving rabbit for Easter this year?
