Iraq One-liners

Slappy, I wouldn't touch this one with a ten foot pole...... c.i.

I laughed despite myself.....

Here's a one liner: "Saddam may be dead." c.i.

Hey they are real funny...let's balance the equation.



Q:whats ugly ,can never be trusted and a pig
Ar.bush
Q: How do you break an american's neck while he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat

Q: Why did God give americans noses? A: So they'd have something ripe to pick in the off season.
Q: What is a Isreai limo? A: A garbage truck with mercedes hubcaps

Q: What do you say to a american in uniform? A: I'll have a big mac, coke and fries.

Q: Why don't isrealis have barbeques ? A: Because the re-fried beans keep falling through the grill!


Q:How do you fit 100 isrealis in a phone booth? A:Throw in a food stamp

Q:How do you get them out? A:Throw in a bar of soap

Q: what do you call a bottle of whiskey with a food stamp inside it? A: A American fortune cookie

Q. You're locked in a room with a hunry wolf,a hungry lion, and a isreali. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the isreali twice to make sure he's dead.

Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a American?
A. A Doberman.

Q. How can you tell when a american news reporter is lying?
A. His/Her lips are moving.

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of americans?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.


A gum-chewing american and an muslim are sitting together in a restaurant. The american feels really proud to be a american , so he starts a conversation. He asks the muslim, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"
"yeah! of course!" responds the muslim.
"Well," says the american, "we only eat the soft part of it. The rest we collect in containers, take to a factory and put through a mill. What comes out are little breads that we sell in muslim nations.'' "And what about Chicken?" he continues. "Do you eat all parts of them?" "yeah! We do," replies the muslim man.
"You don't say!" says the american, grinning. "We don't! We only eat the meaty part of the chicken. The greasy part we collect in containers, take to a factory, put through a mill, and what comes out are little boneless pieces that we sell to muslim nations."
Now the muslim is really angry. So he asks, "And what do american do with their toilet paper?" "Heck, we throw them away of course," says the american
"Ha!" exclaims the muslim man. "We collect them in containers, take them to a factory and put them through a mill. What comes out is chewing gum that we sell in america!".

LOL!

Because of that moron W bush i'm com'n back in a Bag,dad!!

Hmm...I don't get the israeli jokes...sound like mexicans jokes with 'israelis' substituted...