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Mon 17 Oct, 2005 01:07 pm
I just wish I had posted this earlier, it's getting late in some parts of the world.....
Monday is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce Monday as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
Wow I didn't know...
If one doesn't want to leave fingerprints,is it permitted to thorow gallons of ice water on the offending idiot? If not,may one submerge one's irritant's head into: {1} a container of cold water,or
{2} Flush their head down the loo ?
Preferably the smallest gloves you can get on your hands, then gain a little weight.
Thanks,Drew D,I'd forgotten about the rubber glove angle !!!
People always overlook the simple solutions.
this holiday is almost better than Christmas WOO HOO
the best weapon, a long balloon filled with water and frozen...
baseball bat that will melt before anyone finds out.
No fingerprint will stand up to THAT
ooooh Eddddggaaaar,
could you please come into my office for a moment?
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hey!
what the!
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stop it!
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