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Sat 15 Oct, 2005 02:27 pm
Three girls are walking down 2nd avenue in front of me last night. The one on the right turns back and says with the sweetest smile I've ever seen, "Excuse me, but can I give you a blowjob?"
To which I reply, with the absolute unbridled joy and relief of one whose dreams have finally come true, "Of course!"
So she smiles and says, "Okay! Then drop your pants right here."
To which I reply again, "Of course!", and start unbuckling my belt right there on the street.
"No, wait, stop!" she says, laughing, "I was only kidding. It was a dare. My friends dared me to ask some random guy if he wanted a blow job!"
Goddammed wimmin...
Glad you enjoyed that.
Sure, laugh if you want, but that moment right after she asked me was just...well...for just a second there I actually believed in god.
Would you have been able to enjoy a blow job while standing on a NYC sidewalk?
Life is cruel kicky. If you would have been the one doing the asking...there's a posssibly that you could have been beat up or arrested.
sounds like someone's been reading the Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love
You should have said, "Well, then, I'd settle for dinner...."
Some additional thoughts:
You could've pulled a George Costanza and said, "I'm unemployed and live with my parents...."
Apparently Kicky looks relatively harmless.
littlek wrote:Would you have been able to enjoy a blow job while standing on a NYC sidewalk?
In the state I was in at the time? Absolutely.
I was too drunk to even think of anything clever. I talked to them for a while as we walked though, and they were pretty nice girls. Later, I met a nasty girl who was much more fun. I only wish I could remember what the hell she looked like. Goddammed martinis.
Ha!
You were pretty cute too. Meet me on the corner of 75th and 2nd tonight for one more chance?
too funny.
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