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Martini, anyone?

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:23 pm
Your panty line is showing.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:24 pm
Drapes, and chocolatinis.
You're a girl, Slappy.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Maybe you really are Richard Simmons.

What kinda perfume do you wear?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:24 pm
I wonder if Slappy pees sitting down?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:25 pm
Haha, he's probably hooked since Highschool on Shalimar.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:28 pm
Hahahaha...Slappy's a girl. I just cracked a BEER!

And I've got 2 women FLYING to come see me, who I just met less than 2 weeks ago.

Yes, I pee sitting down. But that's only because I'm never sober enough to do it standing.

I'm a man's man.

By the way, you should see how the new bathroom came out. It's like, to DIE FOR, girlfriend.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:40 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I'm a man's man.


Yeah, we know that, Slappy....

http://images.quizilla.com/1033320442_CMyDocumentsmen2.gif
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:50 pm
Kicky,
If you even try to order a Martini in Rochester, you will get roughed up. Get used to Utica Club beer and like it.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:57 pm
Ha, you're probably right, LionTamer. I guess I should get this out of my system before I leave.

Actually though, it will probably be this beer that I'm going to have to get used to.

http://countryjoe.bizland.com/Xlight-genesee.jpg


Oh yeah, that's the stuff...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:57 pm
I was just thinkin' about Genny.


hehehehehehehehehe



ahhhhhhhhhhh Rochester
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:58 pm
I grew up on Genny cream ale, do they still make that?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:59 pm
Hey, wait.
That's light beer.
What kinda men we got around here?

Chocolatinis and light beer.

Let your freak flags fly, boys.


<LTX, you don't drink light beer, do you?>

Confused
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:07 pm
EhBeth,
Hex no I don't drink no light beer. I only drink ...oh crap I can't remember...brb

Kicky,
Looks like Genesee could use a new graphic designer judging by that can...
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:10 pm
BRB at home with the LionTamer's

http://www.55webs.com/image/beer-ad/beer-ad-14-l.jpg










<blue ribbon beer>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:20 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
I grew up on Genny cream ale, do they still make that?


I don't know. I haven't kept up with the Genny beer juggernaut since I've been away. I have a feeling that is still around though.

Aaah, the memories that silly blue can brings back...
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:20 pm
We live on Beer Street, across town from Gin Lane.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:43 pm
I think there is confusion on martinis. Or martini.

The perfect martini has oft been descibed as a breath or a mere drop or a wipe or a drop and a wipe, of vermouth. More vermouth equals less dry, whether or not the vermouth is high end (is there?) or not. And if it is sweet, as in such things as Rosso whatsit, well... never mind. Those drinks can be good but they are not dry.

Dry is very mere and very very cold.
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Wy
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 05:44 pm
Thanks, Osso, that's what I thought -- Less vermouth is More dry. My friend once told me I make the perfect vodka martini...

Keep vodka, vermouth, old-fashioned glass in the freezer. Put six or seven olives in the bottom of the glass. Pour in about three fingers of Stoli. Shake the vermouth bottle, take the cap off, and drop it into the glass. Fish it out with clean fingers and serve the drink...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 09:10 pm
Nice description.

I who can deal with single malt scotch for a time get upchucky at vodka and gin. I think they're all swell in moderation.

Moderation is all, or else you're/we're treating alcohol as a kind of gasoline.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 09:40 pm
Actually, you're supposed to open the bottle of vermouth for five minutes in front of your martini. That's dry enough.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Oct, 2005 09:42 pm
OK, CI and I understand each other on this matter.
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