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Fri 14 Oct, 2005 06:13 am
I discovered the formula .... (sigh)
It can be only done when you know you are sleeping.
its all the wonders of the brain...
when your senses like vision, taste, touch, smell are working in the minimal level your brain power is so strong that it feels 100% real.
The human brain is like a CPU, run too many programs at once and the processing power is reduced.
Right, no matter how much you concentrate you cant manage an orgasm with only thinking however in dreams its pretty easy even without touching yourself.
This is how to get laid, in your dream. When you are not in deep sleep you and are dreaming you can actually think in the dream and know you are in a dream, don't think about not trying to wake up, because you will wake up if you do that, however imagine you are having sex with the girl you always liked, and if you do it right an not wake up it will feel 100% real - I've tried it at first it was hard after repeated hard efforts and with the help of sleeping pills I did it, since then I've done it five-times, it gets much easier the more you do it. Its so cool!
I am soon going to compile a full article on this more in a scientific/medical term.
That sounds just crazy enough to work! Brilliant!!!
I'm going to try this tonight!!!
Thank you, professor K, you magnificent bastard!!!
I have dream-orgasms without having to think about it in advance.
What makes you think YOU discovered this formula?
Kicky, isn't this something that happens to all boys at a certain age?
Doesn't it happen to boys who aren't getting any in real life?
Uh, yes...I'm more concerned with getting laid in real life.
its called alpha.
>sigh<
i do love the orgasim dreams though. ;-)
Hey, those that try it tonight or any night, please, please tell us if the experiment has any positive results! :wink:
It worked great until my wife woke me up to find out what I was dreaming about.
I'm going to try it because I can control my dreaming sometimes, so it might work for me, who knows. :wink: The only thing if Matthew notices, he is not going to believe the experiment story.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Uh, yes...I'm more concerned with getting laid in real life.
The only sensible person on this thread. Who wants to just
dream about it?
Of course the best of all possible worlds is to actually get laid in real life, but when you're in a goddammed dry spell, why not give it a f*cking shot!!!
See how much I need some kind of action?! I'm all cranky and snapping at people!!! Damn you all, leave me to my experiments and quit judging, ya bastards!
I'll volunteer to be a member of your control group.
I shall do nothing different except wear a heart monitor and dew rag.
Kasaova wrote:Its safe sex. lol
Thats the only thing you can be sure of, if you get any in your dreams.
Merry Andrew wrote:The only sensible person on this thread. Who wants to just dream about it?
I'm sensible. What are you talking about?
Synonymph wrote:Merry Andrew wrote:The only sensible person on this thread. Who wants to just dream about it?
I'm sensible. What are you talking about?
I'm talking about Kicky's lamentable condition. He seems to be suffering from that dreaded Hawaiian disease known as
lakanuki.
Aw phhoooey!
You people.
Dream sex is for perfect, wonderful sex, with the people you have always fancied, but are restrained by the bounds of honour and civilised practice from ever having actual congress with.....
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Merry Andrew wrote:Synonymph wrote:Merry Andrew wrote:The only sensible person on this thread. Who wants to just dream about it?
I'm sensible. What are you talking about?
I'm talking about Kicky's lamentable condition. He seems to be suffering from that dreaded Hawaiian disease known as
lakanuki.
lakanuki...heeheehee...I haven't heard that one in a long time. Love it.
So I guess dlowan will be dreaming of me tonight...
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