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Sat 8 Oct, 2005 07:26 am
our zoology ma'am asked " what's that proverb on apple"
we all sort of screamed out" an apple a day keeps the doctor away"
she said ' if the doctor is handsome, keep the apple away'
that made me laugh today, what made you laugh today>
I stabbed Slappy with a pitchfork for poisoning my puppy.
The tines exited his chest. I laughed my ass off.
I saw a pregnant woman fall down some stairs.
I sure the hell wasn't going to help, since I'm the one that pushed her.
No way in hell I'm getting a Father's Day card next year.
You gotta do what yo gotta do.
Gargamel wrote:I saw a pregnant woman fall down some stairs.
you laughed????
oh....you should have helped that poor lady.
She should have watched her step.
She shouldn't have been so fat and pregnant.
....and that's the reason why a2k will never become
a teenage site
Good job boys!!!