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What Are You Going To Be For Halloween?

 
 
Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:20 pm
Green Witch--

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My friend (the Bride) was really pissed when she saw and said I didn't respect her wedding.


How long did the marriage last?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:22 pm
Still going strong - they kinda of deserve each other. I just hope they don't breed.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:28 pm
I'm going to be Richard Simmons.

Surely I'll be beating the ladies off with a stick.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 08:46 pm
....or the boys. Richard Simmons is the original gay Laughing
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 09:43 pm
Green Witch wrote:
I once turned a bridesmaid dress in a dominatrix costume. It already had a black lace corset and I just modified the rest. My friend (the Bride) was really pissed when she saw and said I didn't respect her wedding. What else are you supposed to do with those shitty gowns?


I don't mean to malign your friend, GW, but anybody who'd make their bridesmaids wear black lace corsets has a bit of a problem with respect for weddings themselves.

IM(NSH)O, of course.

I mean, assuming she wore (virginal) white, what were the rest of you supposed to be...whores?

At weddings, symbolism is everything.

Besides, it wasn't the wedding you didn't respect. It was the dress. And I don't blame you!
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 09:49 pm
Only the corset was black. The rest of the fluffy concoction was a deep rose color. The sleeves could have housed a family of four and I could have hid Rhett Butler under the skirt. She wore an off-white puffy thing and carried dark pink roses (dyed I think) the color of our dresses. I never said it was tasteful.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 09:50 pm
If the Bride and the Groom breed and turn into a Mommie and a Daddy the poor child is going to be blamed for a great deal of disrespect every time the kid tries to become an individual rather than a reflection.

May their lifestyle be too expensive to support babies.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 09:58 pm
The worst part is they have a giant group photo of the bridal party standing in front of the New Jersey Bar Mitvah Palace hanging in their office (they are lawyers). I look very cranky and next to me is the ring bearer, a cute little six year old boy, who seems to have his finger up his nose (it actually wasn't, it's just the angle). Why would someone hang that shot on their office wall?

No kids in the making - they live for themselves. In her favor I will add that she is a real good lawyer.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 10:05 pm
I appreciate the fact that you're trying to soften the image, GW, but really. Any dress that could be turned into a dominatrix outfit that easily is definitely NOT appropriate for a wedding party!!!

However, I'm sure it will make an absolutely perfect Halloween costume.

Your friend should simply go as herself. That's scary enough.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 10:06 pm
Better to immortalize the wedding than to hand down the genes.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 01:09 pm
I will be going as "Satanta Claus," an evil Santa. I have ordered my suit. I figure my skinny physique will add to the demonic effect. I will paint my face white, have blood running from my eyes, wear vampire teeth. I will carry a sack full of rubber snakes.

I am going to the usual kickass party. A great new band in town called "The Shallow Graves" will be playing punk-rockabilly. My new band "Female Trouble" (devil horns), might open. If so, I'll be one sweaty Satanta.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 02:34 pm
That's a cool idea. I wanted to go as a psycho clown with the blood and what not last year, but ended up being Spongebob Squarepants. Close enough.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Fri 7 Oct, 2005 05:15 pm
Humm, I have a couple of them horrid dresses hanging around still...lol
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MysticalElfGirl
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2005 10:28 pm
I'd like to go as a Egyptian this year(because I love Ancient Egypt so much), but I don't think I'll be able to afford the money to buy the costume. Sad
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Ray
 
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Reply Wed 12 Oct, 2005 11:07 pm
I will dress up as my friend. J/k, I'm not going to any parties. Why am I posting this? I don't know.
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hwa557
 
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Reply Thu 13 Oct, 2005 11:50 pm
I'm thinking of becoming a jedi knight. I already have my light saber... LOL!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 07:50 am
Did you really "LOL" while typing that?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 08:57 am
My girlfriend is going as Darth Vadar. What a ******* nerd. It's kind of funny because she's maybe a little over five feet tall.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:10 am
She may actually be going as Lord Dark Helmet.
http://norbizness.com/archives/spaceballs.jpg


Very Happy
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 14 Oct, 2005 09:17 am
Ha-ha. I should point that out to her.
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