Bush jokes!

Kerry's Day Start
After getting lost in the elections how does Kerry start his day with a positive attitude....

1. He creates a folder named BUSH on C:

2. He right clicks and deletes the folder

3. Windows asks "Are you sure you want to delete BUSH"

4. Karry smirks and says "YES" .........

Bush and rose
1. Imagine any 5 sentences about Rose, everyones favorite flower.

2. Replace the word "Flower" with "Ass" & "Rose" with "Bush's Ass" in each sentence

3. Rephrase the sentences and speak out loud.

I ain't a Bush Supporter but kind'a started liking this .....

Englishmajor - I love that joke!

I don't really get Vinsan's first joke at all, though.

As Will Rogers used to say, it's not hard being a comedian when you have the whole government behind you. The Shrub just makes it even easier. Where would the likes of Jay Leno or David Letterman be without him?

I didn't understand Vinsan's joke either! Could you explain a bit more, Vinsan?

WHAT A WASTE I AM ....

Its all in the word POSITIVE ATTITUDE ....

Here is the similar one

How does an employee start his day with POSITIVE ATTITUDE....

1. He creates a folder named YOUR MANAGER on C:
2. He right clicks and deletes the folder
3. Windows asks "Are you sure you want to delete YOUR MANAGER?"
4. Employee clicks "YES" .........

Lost the fun right .... I know

Just forget it!

Clinton ruined a dress.

Bush ruined a nation.


Or - I like this one for a bumper sticker: Buck Fush.

President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.

"Well sir," says the first agent, "the urine has been analyzed and it's the Vice President's". Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"

"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."

Funny!!


some funny photos/Bushisms here:

http://politicalhumor.about.com

I can't figure out how to copy and past them to this site, tho

not really bushisms, but funny -

Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Good ones, Englishmajor!

Pres Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found. Later that day the FBI agents return.

"Well, sir," says the first agent, 'the urine has been analyzed and it's the Vice President's." Bush goes purple with rage and shouts, "Is that all?"

"Well no sir," says the agent, "It's the First Lady's handwriting."