Gargamel didn't notice the redhead at the table off to the side of him...
She was heard to say, "Ahhh, a fellow redhead! I would go over there and screw his brains out but judging from that Brett Favre tattoo on his left arm I would have to say he is a cheesehead and my sexual prowess would be best served elsewhere."
Then she left. And poor gargamel, because he didn't take the time to cover up his Favre tattoo, missed a chance of a lifetime.
And another day passes in the Windy City.