The Battle of the Wits ....... Begins......

Hello yall, me new here, I thought I should make some friends

Yep, I figure I would be active on this forum for another hour. Instead of hopping from one thread to another, I have decided to stick to one.
Whoa….I have a great idea. Lets have a battle of wits. Its kinda saying….Prove who's the wittiest and most humorous of all.
Well, it's like that you say something and I will pop in a witty reply in response to what you said. Then in your next post, you will try to outwit me. So, the battle continues…
I recommend that you don' t judge anyone's replies. That is to say don't come up with something like this- LOL, that was lame humor. You can understand that everyone doesn't have the gift of the glossy.
Uh….yes, I guess what if we have some kind of scoring system to judge the winner.
Gah….may be that won't work here. But lets have it as a competition, sort of, you know.
If you are witty enough, everyone will notice…man, that’s a prize of its own.
So, just to spark off the battle I am posting a joke (and there, please try to post jokes to rekindle sparks if you think the conversation is getting a bit cheesed up)

JOKE
ONCE A MAN WAS FILLING UP A FORM. NOW, EVERYONE AROUND WAS REALLY AMAZED WHEN THEY SAW HE WAS UNDRESSING HIMSELF BIT BY B IT. THE BAFFLED COORDINATOR CAME AND ASKED : " WHY ARE YOU UNDRESSING YOURSELF? THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE, SIR"
THE MAN WHO WAS ALREADY HALF UNDRESSED SAID" WELL, THE INSTRUCTION IN THE FORM SAYS_ WRITE IN BRIEF!!!!!

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