Hey Kicky, I need a wingman

Nobody wants to go pick up some women with me?

Well, they may be really tough to "pick up."

Last time I picked up one of these babes I spent 6 months in traction. Heaven's gonna need some big-ass custom-made wings for these babes.

If they serve food there, I don't think you'll ever be able to take those "heavenly" babies home.

What's wrong with the first picture....man, woman, hives, rash....I am concerned.

personally, i'm a fan of Buffie.

Which one is Buffie? I mean, I'm such a big fan of many of them, I couldn't choose just one.

Do you think the girls get catty over the others who are heavier than them? Or in the bathroom they have passing conversations like "GIRL! You are like, SO FAT! What do you eat?"

"Oh, c'mon! You're fat too! You're so fat the back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs?"

"Really? Do you think so? I don't know...I feel thin today."

"Oh, no...you go girl, with your fat ass!"

"THANKS!"

<fat bisexual makeout session ensues>

The first image I saw, and it was a bit shocking, was of this fat guy lowering his ass onto the toilet.

What the hell kind of sites do you hang around at, Slappy?

Whew...

...Slappy...

...ixnay on the ushroomsmay!

Fat girl sites, Gus. Why do you ask?

Not ALL the gals on that site are really fat. It looks like I could almost get my arms around one of them.

I wonder if there's a minimum weight requirement.

But wouldn't that be like wondering if there is a minimum IQ requirement for posting in A2K?

I don't get it.

Probably not as often as I do...but what does that have to do with things?

A hit! A very palpable hit!

There had to be some reason why he found that site exciting!