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Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:41 pm
i found this on craigs list.
i thought it was FUNNY -
shoulda put this in humor
i found this on craigs list as a personal ad.
but i cant post a link to it, for some reason those links are not allowed..
at first I was thinking you were serious
two roommates, wolf? wot? how? who? confoozled...
Oh! now that you've edited your first post, i get it. i thought you wrote it!
yeah..
i realized it looked wrong with out the ' quote'
>sigh<
now that i have to explain it.. it aint so funny no' mo
hehehe
The female version of Lord Ellpus.
Excellent!
Slappy's version of a letter to his unborn children.
"Dear unborn children,
You were a mistake. I was drunk and didn't use a condom.
Sincerely,
Slappy Doo Hoo"
What do you guys think?
That "Sincerely" is a bit out of place
Sign-off
"99.9% Your Father" instead
Slappy, that was a strong, right to the point, very male thing to say...
Shewolf, that is hilarious. I just realized that it is also very educational--a lesson in biology right from the start. They will all grow up to be doctors so she can say, " My daughter/son the doctor," and they can support her in the style to which she would like to become accustomed. It is brilliant!!
it is a great ' parent' add..
this woman must be a riot to be around..
I thought I was gonna read some heartfelt letter. S**t man, Guys aren't supposed to know s**t like this. I'm going to be jacked up for days. Oh man, I'm outta here.
That woman doesn't need any children, she needs some Motrin.
Vicodin might work better..
awww Amigo..
why dont you hang around abit?
things wont be so ' leaky' after the 3rd day
Amigo wrote:I thought I was gonna read some heartfelt letter. S**t man, Guys arn't sopposed to know s**t like this. I'm going to be jacked up for days. Oh man, I'm outta here.
"jacked up"......now this must be an American term.
Does it mean what I think it does?
Jacked up; 1. Screwed up in the head. Confused. Disoriented, crazy 2. intoxicated.
no le.
it means, distrubed, with unwanted thoughts, scared of nasty bloody images..
oh wait
hehehe
Ohhh maaan. Now thats jacked up.