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An open letter to my unborn children.

 
 
Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:41 pm
i found this on craigs list.
i thought it was FUNNY -
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:43 pm
shoulda put this in humor


i found this on craigs list as a personal ad.
Laughing
but i cant post a link to it, for some reason those links are not allowed..
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husker
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:47 pm
at first I was thinking you were serious Wink
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:53 pm
two roommates, wolf? wot? how? who? confoozled...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:54 pm
Oh! now that you've edited your first post, i get it. i thought you wrote it!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 02:57 pm
yeah..
i realized it looked wrong with out the ' quote'
>sigh<
now that i have to explain it.. it aint so funny no' mo
Confused
hehehe
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:01 pm
Laughing

I thought it was....
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:05 pm
The female version of Lord Ellpus.

Excellent!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:07 pm
Slappy's version of a letter to his unborn children.

"Dear unborn children,

You were a mistake. I was drunk and didn't use a condom.

Sincerely,

Slappy Doo Hoo"


What do you guys think?
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Heeven
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:10 pm
That "Sincerely" is a bit out of place

Sign-off

"99.9% Your Father" instead
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:20 pm
Slappy, that was a strong, right to the point, very male thing to say...

Shewolf, that is hilarious. I just realized that it is also very educational--a lesson in biology right from the start. They will all grow up to be doctors so she can say, " My daughter/son the doctor," and they can support her in the style to which she would like to become accustomed. It is brilliant!!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:35 pm
Laughing

it is a great ' parent' add..

this woman must be a riot to be around..
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:41 pm
I thought I was gonna read some heartfelt letter. S**t man, Guys aren't supposed to know s**t like this. I'm going to be jacked up for days. Oh man, I'm outta here.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:44 pm
That woman doesn't need any children, she needs some Motrin.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:46 pm
Vicodin might work better..




awww Amigo..
why dont you hang around abit?
things wont be so ' leaky' after the 3rd day Very Happy
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:49 pm
Amigo wrote:
I thought I was gonna read some heartfelt letter. S**t man, Guys arn't sopposed to know s**t like this. I'm going to be jacked up for days. Oh man, I'm outta here.


"jacked up"......now this must be an American term.

Does it mean what I think it does?
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:55 pm
Jacked up; 1. Screwed up in the head. Confused. Disoriented, crazy 2. intoxicated.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:55 pm
no le.

it means, distrubed, with unwanted thoughts, scared of nasty bloody images..
oh wait
hehehe
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 04:56 pm
Amigo wrote:
Jacked up; 1. Screwed up in the head. Confused. Disoriented, crazy 2. intoxicated.


all of that equals Amigo
so whats the diffrence?
Laughing
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 05:05 pm
Ohhh maaan. Now thats jacked up.
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