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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:28 pm
GLOBAL WARMING? ENEVITABLE? LETS NUKE THE POLES AND CREATE SO MUCH STEAM THAT IT WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN... THEN IF NO LIGHT REACHES THE EARTH IT WILL GET COLDER.. SHORT TERM SOLUTION TO A LONG TERM PROBLEM!!! (despite massive tsunamis and radioactive boiling steam clouds which may kill everyone in it's path)...

More 'Great Ideas' please and don't be shy..
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:34 pm
Shouldn't you be asleep?
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:36 pm
im quite an insomnic.. got school in something like (stammer) 4 to 5 hours.. why quit while im ahead i suppose......
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:38 pm
Uhoh, A2K is a nasty habit for insomniacs. Or is it a great habit for them....?
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:41 pm
well i will regret it in a few hours.. come on really dumb ideas??? everyone has a few...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:42 pm
Nope, all my ideas are brilliant.
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:49 pm
try me...
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:51 pm
You know, global warming will do the same thing as nuking the poles (hmmm, nuking the poles...?), it'll just take longer.
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 08:54 pm
well why wait?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 25 Sep, 2005 09:02 pm
Because there won't be tsunamis and radioactive blast waves...?

Oh, and in the scenario I read most recently, you all in europe are going to be getting some cooooold winters.
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:48 am
Yea i heard that melting ice will cool and eventually negate the gulf stream... maybe divert it!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 05:37 pm
What did you hear about it being diverted? That sounds interesting.
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:15 pm
well too much fresh water in the north atlantic may decrease the salanity of the water.. making the water at the top less dense than the water below it so the water will not sink and wont return to the gulf to be reused.. therefore the gulf stream convayor belt will shut down freezing us europeans!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:16 pm
I heard that the over layer of colder fresh water (ice melt) would smother (but not sink) the gulf stream making the surface colder and causing you colder winters. If the gulf stream just stopped! What else would happen? Scary.
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:26 pm
yep it also wil stop the return of water to the carribian... u see while the surface current goes to north western europe there is another current deep in the ocean returning the water to begin the cycle again.... well ports in northern europe would not be able to stay open all year round and we would have horrible winters.. we tend to have wet winters now due to global warming (opposed to the white christmas' we always had up till the early 90's..).. certain crops wouldnt grow here and it would be even shittier to live in these climes...
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:39 pm
I'm going to have to go check out some websites. But, why wouldn't the gulf stream continue under the cold water layer to sink against europe and return to the gulf?
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:45 pm
well warm water is less dense than cold water, hence it floats on top... salty water is denser than fresh water and will sink... problem is that salt levels are falling and soon the water will not sink when it cools and shutting down the return current to the gulf... convection is the word...
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:59 pm
Convection makes the world go round. Well, the air and water of the world.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 07:01 pm
littlek wrote:
You know, global warming will do the same thing as nuking the poles (hmmm, nuking the poles...?), it'll just take longer.


If anyone nukes the Poles , they will no doubt have the great Lord Ellpus to answer to.

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1533222#1533222

I don't think you want to go there.
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Milfmaster9
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 12:43 pm
i betcha i could nuke the poles better than the rest of yous.. come on somebody must have another dumb idea...
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