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2 line phony philosophies.

 
 
brahmin
 
Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 03:56 pm
ok... in this thread we try to come up with 2 line philosophies.

ground rules are that

1 - in the first line you have to make a simile.
2 - in the second line you got to give the reason why/justification
3 - its got to be funny (or so should be the attempt)


here's one.


Life is ...like a.... pimple on a nipple
you dont like it, yet its painful to get rid of it.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 08:50 pm
Music is like a lover's sweet promises:
The more you hear, the better it sounds.
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brahmin
 
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Reply Tue 20 Sep, 2005 09:44 pm
not quite two line, but a good philosophy all the same -


LIFE is all about ASS!

You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it !!!!
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