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Fri 4 Apr, 2003 07:18 am
I'm sure this will break many hearts.
France Withdraws Support from Jerry Lewis
U.S. offers Bulgaria $30 billion to hail him a genius http://www.msnbc.com/news/884340.asp
Surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
>
>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my
operating
>table,
>because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything
>inside them is color-coded."
>
>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the
best;
>everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
>The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers.
>They always understand when you have a few parts left over at
the end
>and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
>But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: "The
French
>are the easiest t! o operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no
balls and no
>spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable
au1929, i've seen 2 ppl so far with that doggy. (Don't shoot him)