Lie Detector

Can be an oldie ... But my favorite

Once 3 criminals are caught on the place of robbery in a jewelers shop in central New York. A Chinese, A Black and a Blonde female.

They are subjected to a a lie detector test where they are scrutinized for the truth.

The Chinese Man says "I was not involved in the crime", The lie detector machine beeped slightly indicating the chinese had a fraction of lie in his statement.

The BLACK Man was called and questioned, "I do not know anything about the robbery", The lie detector machine beeped heavily indicating the black man had completely lied in his statement.

Then the Blonde was called. Finishing her lips with the lip liner she sat on the chair in front of the lie detector machine and asked about the crime.

"Ummmm..", taking a long pause she said ... "I THINK ..."

BANG! & The lie detector crashed.