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What Religion Is Your Bra?

 
 
Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 04:17 pm
What Religion Is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquired the man, "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Without hesitation, the man said, "I'll take a Salvation Army/Baptist, if you please."
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husker
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 04:24 pm
Catholic must be "Cross yer Heart" ????
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 04:28 pm
hmmmm, I think mine might be more like a zen type bra. Loosely structured non-institutionalized.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 04:30 pm
Buddhist bra for the hippie ladies: it doesn't really exist.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 04:56 pm
I thought that one would only be half full.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 05:11 pm
The animist one would be terrible for jogging.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 3 Apr, 2003 07:06 pm
Half full isn't too bad. When they get old, it doesn't end up hanging down to their belly button. LOL c.i.
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