A confused German is an unhappy German.
It's what my grandpappy used to say. He was German.
What do I know?
Money....precious gems...exotic vacations. They are all turn ons for me!
And in a pinch - I nice dinner cooked up by a handsome man with a nice butt - and yes something with dark chocolate for desert. Add to that some soft music, a massage - a bit of pampering and I am an easy target.
A nice smile, broad shoulders, muscles, money, good sense of humur, money, big ....house,the ability to cook, the ability to iron, money, the ability to listen so I dont have to constantly repeat myself, money.
Im so shallow, hoorah!!
linkat wrote: ...nice dinner cooked up by a handsome man with a nice butt
linkat, I can't cook and have a hideous countenance, but I have a hell of a nice ass.
Surely one out of three will get me something?
Gus, your donkey doesn't count for a nice piece of ass. Really.
oh, and this must be among the biggest turn ons for every woman:
Roll playing.
I'll be Vanna.
She'll be Pat Sajak, in crotchless lerderhosen, threatening me with a whip, daring me to buy a vowel.
Hot!
Gus - for you I would give up the others. But just remember I am an alien experiment so if you don't mind, I don't mind.
dagmaraka wrote:oh, and this must be among the biggest turn ons for every woman:
Isn't that Kicky, on his recent Italian holiday? I recognise his Mum in the background.
My fantasy involves an empty tennis court, tennis ball machine, and me naked with a bullseye painted on my ass.
Slappy, just lately you are cracking me up. Have they changed your prescription recently?
Just a bit...upped my lithium dosage 4X.
Rubber boots, vasaline, a chicken, ping pong balls and Slappy.
Hmmm...wonder how far you can shoot those ping pong balls?
I think I just came up with a new version of beer pong...
10 pounds of bouncing silicon????
I admit nothing heats me up faster than my husband renovating the bathroom, refinishing the wood floors or re-painting the living room whenever I decide I hate the old color. I guess I'm just a house slut.
maybe you like the toolbelt thing......some village people fantasy going on or something??
Nah, I just like the idea of free house renovations.
