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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

 
 
Reply Thu 15 Sep, 2005 10:18 pm
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a nee d to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15 Employees no longer need coffee to sober up
16 Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."


Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!! :wink:


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doglover
 
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Reply Fri 16 Sep, 2005 11:35 am
I like the creative Budweiser rig, lady. Cool

Alcohol at my work could result in somebody losing a body part! Shocked Booze at work also increases a womans chance of being sexually harrassed too. You know how horny guys get when they get wasted. LOL Drunk
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sat 17 Sep, 2005 04:08 am
Re: 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
ladytrosel wrote:
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a nee d to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15 Employees no longer need coffee to sober up
16 Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."


Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!! :wink:


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| B u d w e i s e r | ||'""|""\__,_
| _____________ l ||__|__|___|)
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You will also need a special department for ANA=Alcaholics Non Anonymous. Very Happy
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