THE 3000 BID.

I have just been inspired by Reyn's thread about "post" landmarks, and have come up with a jolly good idea.

As I am fast approaching my 3000th post, I will dedicate that very posting to the highest bidder.

Now.....the bids may take the form of money, household appliances, cars, backnumbers of racey magazines and physical contortions of the amorous kind..........or anything else you can think of, really.

I will make the decision in a weeks time. My decision is final, but any offer of the carnal kind from certain bald persons will be declared null and void.

Now, what can I expect?.............