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Good things about George W Bush.

 
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 05:29 pm
Let's see
1) Highly intelligent
2)Has an extreeeeeeeemely sexy brother (Jeb)
3)Has a good go-get-em attitude
4) Knows how to admit when he is wrong (did Clinton ever do that?)
5)Makes me think of Mad Magazine which was always good for laughs when I was younger.
6)Believes in truth, justice and America (not just the American Way)
7)Once owned a baseball team.
8)Kicked a cocaine and booze addiction
9)Has a charming down to earth wife
10)Has a ton of charm.
11)Doesn't take things so personally that he will lose focus of what really matters...the people of the United States.
12)Invented water
13)Knows how to get people motivated
14)Has the same name as a guy I went to school with.
15)Has never eaten brussel sprouts on live t.v.
16)Doesn't play the saxophone in a demented effort to look hip.
17)Has learned over time to eat pretzels safely
18)Knows his name
19)Does not dance naked in public.
20)Doesn't do sicko things with cigars
21)Owns all the Trini Lopez albums ever made.
22)Never threw Flintstone vitamins at a caveman.
23)Owns a piece of property
24)Knows how to roast a pig.
25)Knows how to raise a barn
26)Didn't vomit on any world leaders
27)Is not afraid to speak his mind.
28)Knows all 12 months of the year.
29)Once got zipped up in public.http://portland.indymedia.org/icon/2005/03/313271.jpg
30)Never played golf in a thunderstorm
31)Can say 'Gee whiz' and mean it but not be overwhelmed by it.
32)Is the son of both a former President ad former Vice-President.
Those are just a few of the good things about President Bush.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 05:46 pm
Well, doesn't drool all over himself on camera
hasn't said, I wonder what this thing is and pressed the red button
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:19 pm
1.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:21 pm
Has a good head of hair and a good head on his shoulders.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:22 pm
2.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:23 pm
3.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:33 pm
Sturgis wrote:
Let's see
1) Highly intelligent
2)Has an extreeeeeeeemely sexy brother (Jeb)
3)Has a good go-get-em attitude
4) Knows how to admit when he is wrong (did Clinton ever do that?)
5)Makes me think of Mad Magazine which was always good for laughs when I was younger.
6)Believes in truth, justice and America (not just the American Way)
7)Once owned a baseball team.
8)Kicked a cocaine and booze addiction
9)Has a charming down to earth wife
10)Has a ton of charm.
11)Doesn't take things so personally that he will lose focus of what really matters...the people of the United States.
12)Invented water
13)Knows how to get people motivated
14)Has the same name as a guy I went to school with.
15)Has never eaten brussel sprouts on live t.v.
16)Doesn't play the saxophone in a demented effort to look hip.
17)Has learned over time to eat pretzels safely
18)Knows his name
19)Does not dance naked in public.
20)Doesn't do sicko things with cigars
21)Owns all the Trini Lopez albums ever made.
22)Never threw Flintstone vitamins at a caveman.
23)Owns a piece of property
24)Knows how to roast a pig.
25)Knows how to raise a barn
26)Didn't vomit on any world leaders
27)Is not afraid to speak his mind.
28)Knows all 12 months of the year.
29)Once got zipped up in public.http://portland.indymedia.org/icon/2005/03/313271.jpg
30)Never played golf in a thunderstorm
31)Can say 'Gee whiz' and mean it but not be overwhelmed by it.
32)Is the son of both a former President ad former Vice-President.
Those are just a few of the good things about President Bush.
I'm gonna throw up.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:35 pm
What the hell makes you think he knows how to raise a barn, sturgis???
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:36 pm
Sturgis, I always thought you were a man because of the little guy in your avatar. Please excuse me if I ever spoke distasteful to you.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 06:37 pm
squinney wrote:
What the hell makes you think he knows how to raise a barn, sturgis???



I saw it happen once.
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Baldimo
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:12 pm
Amigo wrote:
Sturgis, I always thought you were a man because of the little guy in your avatar. Please excuse me if I ever spook distasteful to you.


How do we know that sturgis isn't gay?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:17 pm
Ooooh,
I got one...
He's not from North Carolina. I can still walk the streets and hold my head high, because NC politicians are...

Nevermind.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:33 pm
Sturgis!

Where did you get that pic? Hilarious. Loved the list!
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 07:43 pm
squinney wrote:
What? Brandon couldn't come up with one good thing about Bush?


Okay, I'll play... Um, he has nice hair?


Damn, SQuinney took my answer!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 08:42 pm
He's learned to read a teleprompter much better than he used to, showing us all that if you are a moron, with persistence and a few years, you too can master tasks that most eight-year-olds can pick up in a couple months.

He's an inspiration to morons everywhere.
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Zane
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 08:46 pm
He asks politely when he has to go potty.

http://i.photos.reuters.com/Pictures/galleries/newspictures/2005-09-14T201816Z_01_UNS93D_RTRIDSP_2_SUMMIT-UN.jpg
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 08:51 pm
Why are Republicans so obsessed with the zippers of presidents?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 08:55 pm
Score for Green Witch!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 09:02 pm
I like Sturgis' #26..
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Sep, 2005 09:06 pm
My personal favorite is #12.

"Invented water"
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