Talk like caveman ... Ug!

<hurls Farmerman out of cave>

Farmerman goes back and takes off dress blues , takes a shower and adorns self in "suntans" Comes back and kicks **** out of nimh . Then he has to go back and take another shower to clean smell off.

Summons quartermaster
"Sarge", sez gen Farmerman" I want that area over in the sector XXXX(keeps coordinates on a "need to know " basis)"
"I want that area and its occupants to become a PARKING LOT."

Never F**ck with artillery when all youve got are sticks, body odors and poor language skills.

Goes into officers dining hall and enjoys a well prepared meal.

ug
pull hair
me mistress
you do

Learns english fast cause she is mad! No more ugging about the bush!
Wait a minute here! I had caught my man long before you came into the picture nimh. How dare you place me in your cave when I have my own
cave, and my own man. Go to your woman or women, and leave me alone. Walks away with her man! NOT NIMH! I don't take nobodies man! I can get my own!!! Ug da gog

Angeliqe speak truth for me as well - Ug!

<changes artillery coordinates to officers mess hall>

Grass-growing man go BOOM!

<turns to Angelique, still dragging Shewolf by the hair>
Me no see you man.
Think you he made up.
You go own cave.
Me here with her <points at Shewolf>
<hurls Angelique out>

<points to bush>
Ug!

Grass-growing man BOOM BOOM!!

<jumps up & down, points, runs circles beating his chest>

Suddenly the prehistoric jungle is alive with the sound of drums.

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Translation:
Party today to elect a new leader. Aliens from the future plan to attack us, and we must have strong leadership. All are welcome.


Our activities today will be recorded for the benefit of future generations.


Talk to your leaders, and exchange ideas, and information.


There will be food. Some people just can't wait.


For those with their last sweet tooth, we will have delicate pastries.


We will have games.


We will also have new inventions for you to try out.


Our best shamans will be here to help you. Do you need a sex shaman? O nugi nugi bugi wugi


We will have dancing.

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And finally but not least, we will have a performance by our own beloved Cavemen Follies!

*gang goo boom ag blah ga gu u, bong bong bong bong bong bong bang bang* Translation: I told you to leave me alone. Go to your woman, and she proceeds to give him the clubbing of his life!

My cave! You say you "have you own cave, and you own man". You go there!

<hurls Angelique out into the dancing and drumming party>

<goes out to join dancing and drumming party himself>

<returns, throws Shewolf over shoulder, returns to dancing and drumming party>

ga gu gi m gl a, hahahahahaha d ta er a. Translation: Don't touch my woman again, laughs, stay away from her.

T U UGI A DF E A lo U UGI Translation: Thank you Ugi for defending me. I love you Ugi. A NU U WA DA WT MM F A Translation: I knew you were the right man for me.

Haba hlog gnoch Farmerperson! Gnoo, ug hab du dum, bam wava schkruch eg ugn modern hab!
<Translation:Take that, Farmerperson! See, we have a healthier, more sensible lifestyle than you moderners do!>

Uga da da ding don doh ga mu bang bo bee bang bang bang Translation: We must stop fighting against each other, and unite to chase away the hairless aliens of the future that want to destroy us. Wa da la U dag Translation: Will you lead us dag?

Gno ug! Me bala Toby. Ig ug hroch.
<Follow me! And don't mind Toby! He's just my pet monster.>

koo ka manga dag Translation: We have our leader dag!

boo da s t mm s t fn gag goo do he gong sp Translation: Who is that new caveman, he does not belong to any of the tribes. Could he be a spy sent by the pale aliens?

wolf>< nimh

<happy grin>

We cute!

wolf! control bowel! sheesh!

run! bad air!