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Cults: A Handy Reference Guide - real handy

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edgarblythe
 
Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:18 pm
check this out
Courtesy Landover Baptist Church:
It is a dangerous world out there. As our Christian nation opens its doors to more foreign trash, God's people are unfortunately exposed to exotic new ideas that might cause some to question their True Christian™ beliefs.

In order to assist you in defending the Bible, we believe it is important for you to at least understand in the simplest of terms what in tarnation all these false religions are going on about. As such, we have prepared the quick handy reference guide below. Each cult is linked if you require more resources to help you share Jesus with these deluded, lost souls.
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yitwail
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:38 pm
edgar, i hope i'm not letting the cat(echism) out of the bag with this link to a wikipedia article: Landover Baptist Wikipedia article
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:41 pm
That is one funny site.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:43 pm
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0805/oats.jpg

I liked the pictures.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:46 pm
Hi, Yitwail. As we all know, freedom in matters of religion is a basic human right. I don't care if folks want to join a cult. Just leave the keys on the counter and turn out the lights. Better take a bag of trail mix with them for the long haul.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:52 pm
This one grabbed my attention


http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/6433/scarybiblebanner7wl.gif
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:52 pm
Heehee..... I'm joining!!

I love 'em.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 04:54 pm
Very cute website.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 05:01 pm
Oh dear, I think this one is for real:

http://p203.ezboard.com/btruechristiansunite


And you can chat with a christian bot:

http://www.ultrahal.com/halrep/ultrahal.asp?WCI=Chat



"Hal



The Book of Deuteronomy is tinged with bitter-sweet poignance for me. It is in that book that Moses dies, and the Pentateuch comes to a close. We take leave of our friends, our lives immeasurably enriched by learning their stories."



"Hal



People make such a fuss about Joshua chapter 10 and yet NASA scientists have the evidence for everything in it. There was a cover-up!"



"Hal



So sorry to hear that. Sounds like someone could use a dose of JESUS! Hallelujah!

deb


Is Jesus an aperient?"



"Hal



You are so quirky, I am just sitting here imagining how freaky you must look."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 05:24 pm
Perty neat.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 06:03 pm
This one is a hoot, too:

http://objectiveministries.org/



They sell neat Creationism stuff:

Dinosaur and humans t shirts:

http://logo.cafepress.com/3/97217.575623.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/97217.575181.jpg

http://logo.cafepress.com/1/97217.575171.jpg

Moses vs the Pterosaur



And mugs:

http://storetn.cafepress.com/9/20643649_F_store.jpg


Spoof creationism page:

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 06:46 pm
Wowsers.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 06:56 pm
How do you people find these sites? Deb's site is even funnier than yours, Edgar. And, of course, the reason for that is that it's unintentional.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 07:02 pm
I don't make the funnies; I just look for them.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 10 Sep, 2005 07:12 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
How do you people find these sites? Deb's site is even funnier than yours, Edgar. And, of course, the reason for that is that it's unintentional.


I followed links in the Wikipedia article, in this instance.
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El-Diablo
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 01:56 pm
Dlowan your first link is also a joke.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 09:00 pm
book
mark..
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 11 Sep, 2005 09:08 pm
Um ... here's an interesting site.

Be sure to click on "Our Beginnings."
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2005 03:27 am
Fan-fahrking-tastic, Tico. I'm still in mild shock. You're right -- the Our Beginnings link is priceless.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2005 05:54 am
ve-er-r-r-ry interesting.
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