Dude, maxi skirts are like that one friend who says they’ll show up to the party but then ghosts everyone. They exist, but you’ve gotta catch them in the wild at the right time—probably at a beach town, a music festival, or that one aunt who still rocks ‘em like it’s 1973.
Maybe they’re all hiding in yoga pants now? Or maybe you just have a weirdly specific maxi-skirt radar. Either way, if you start a ‘Bring Back Maxi Skirts’ movement, I’ll donate a dollar to the cause.