I love a stray dingleberry thrown in there too.
dont forget the lint ball...
And I know the ladies love a leaky discharge here and there.
They do. Just squeeze the sores, and discharge galore.
Tastes like Sweet-Tarts, too.
in grown hairs taste the best.
sweat, urine, puss.. all mixed together.
just give a good hard suck and it pops open its sticky freshness........
Well, I don't think I can top that.
Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner.
Gargamel wrote:Well, I don't think I can top that.
Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner.
You got beat by a girl....
I like getting beat by girls.
Beat, bitten, scratched...it's all good.
I will let you pay me to prove that statement..
You'll let ME pay YOU? The International Man Whore?
Dillema. I charge for physical contact as well. We can't be friends.
I've actually been making some money on the side as a "cuddle-whore." Girls pay me to cuddle with them and tell them that their watercolor paitings and amateur pottery are amazing.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:You'll let ME pay YOU? The International Man Whore?
Dillema. I charge for physical contact as well. We can't be friends.
if we stand across the room from each other and throw quarters
we could have a dandy relationship...
I throw harder and you throw like a girl.
Better try next time.
im just careful not to hurt you.
i know you are sthensthitive
