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Thu 8 Sep, 2005 08:03 am
The other day I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
Instant water, just add....?
Ok, looked up the exact quote:
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Why do they call them apartments when they're stuck together?
If shampoo is good for your hair, wouldn't real poo be even better?
Why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If I'm driving my car at the speed of light, what happens when i turn on my headlights?
<From my feeble memory. I hope it's close.>
I was playing poker with a deck of tarot cards. I got a full house and somebody died.
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A little pain never hurt anyone.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Christ was born in 4 B.C.
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I can't wait for Dislexia to return from his trip to Utah. He's going to love this thread.
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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
"I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'."
Eva
Eva wrote:I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Eva, you have not lost any of your cleverness.
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Some bachelors want a meaningful overnight relationship.
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