littlek, My gift to you for today.
c.i.
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> The River
>
> One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came
> upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to
> the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.. The first
> man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
> the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him
> big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across
> the river in about two hours,after almost drowning a couple
> of times.
>
> Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying,
> "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to
> cross this river." Poof! God gave him a
> rowboat and he was able to row across the river in
> about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
>
> The third man had seen how this worked out for the
> other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God,
> give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence...
> to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman.
> She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards then walked across the bridge.
