Has anyone ever confessed to a crime here at a2k?

I've never confessed to a violent crime, but I was once stopped by the police for armed robbery.

Did they arrest you? How much time did you serve? When did you get out?

Was it a case of mistaken identity? Were they over-zealous?

It was a case of mistaken identity but we were surrounded by armed police who initially let us go, then stopped us again half a mile down the road because my mate looked like one of the suspects.

After giving me a five day wonder they got a message on the radio and all suddenly took off leaving us with the village bobby on his bike who had come out to see what the fuss was all about.

Occasionally the relationship stories get gruesome and disturbing. I don't know if they are true or false, but are very unsettling.

I once robbed a bank, just stuck the pen in my pocket, put my head down and walked right out.

I notified Interpol and they're sending a SWAT (equivalent) team to your home.

I mentioned him earlier, he's just got on his bike.

Long ride though but.

Yeah, "skylarking with intent to commit further mopery".

I was sentenced to a bowl of hash and six hours on the hammock in the backyard under a Maple tree with a pitcher of icy cold lemonade.

I've since been guilty of repeating that crime many, many times.

Stumbled onto this thread from ten years ago.
Im scared my gf will tell people I beat her?
Either they're trolling the forum or confessing to domestic abuse of their partner. Hopefully, his state doesn't have a statute of limitation of this kind of violent crime.