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why did the rooster cross the road

 
 
Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 08:58 am
because the chicken was sick
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 08:59 am
Or because it was stapled to the chicken.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:01 am
He checked his records and saw that's what he did this time last year.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:05 am
Because someone told him that's what roosters do.
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logicalunit42
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:08 am
why did bella cross the road?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:15 am
Ok, I'll bite....why?
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logicalunit42
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:19 am
because dea was on the other side
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:28 am
logicalunit42 wrote:
why did bella cross the road?

One word: Kickycan.
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logicalunit42
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:29 am
why did logical cross the road
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Equus
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:39 am
Well, the chicken crossed the road because she wanted to lay it on the line. Therefore, the rooster crossed the road because he wanted to lay the chicken.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:42 am
DrewDad wrote:
logicalunit42 wrote:
why did bella cross the road?

One word: Kickycan.



Very Happy Only if he was naked.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:50 am
It was stuck to the frog.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 09:53 am
roger wrote:
It was stuck to the frog.

Ewww. Interspecies bisexual three-way? I say again, ewww.

What if your frog ended up in the porn industry? Would you be disappointed?
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 10:40 am
No. Concerned, but not disappointed.
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logicalunit42
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 10:56 am
who the hell would want to see a frog in a porn flick.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 12:57 pm
These two would.

http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2004/09/images/frog1.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 01:15 pm
Yeah, but you'd have to show the film as having the size and motion of a fly. Otherwise their eyes wouldn't transmit the image to their brains.

<note to self: clean up mental hard-drive. too much clutter.>
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