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Top-100 rude place names in Britain

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 02:55 pm
100 Jeffries Passage, Surrey

99 Prince Albert Court, Surrey

98 Nork Rise, Surrey

97 Brown Willy, Cornwall

96 Great Tosson, Northumberland

95 Trump Street, London

94 St. Mellons, Cardiff

93 Percy Passage, London

92 Booty Lane, North Yorkshire

91 Nether Wallop, Hampshire

90 Honeypot Lane, Leicestershire

89 Mudchute, London

88 Juggs Close, East Sussex

87 Cockermouth Green, Newcastle

86 Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire

85 Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk

84 Little Bushey Lane, Hertfordshire

83 Titlington Mount, Northumberland

82 Slippery Lane, Staffordshire

81 Hooker Road, Norwich

80 Cumloden Court, Dumfries and Galloway

79 Tinkerbush Lane, Oxfordshire

78 Ugley, Essex

77 Pratts Bottom, Kent

76 Ramsbottom Lane, Greater Manchester

75 Prickwillow, Cambridgeshire

74 Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire

73 Upper Dicker, East Sussex

72 Swell, Somerset

71 Bladda, Paisley

70 Snatchup, Hertfordshire

69 Spital in the Street, Lincolnshire

68 Shingay cum Wendy, Buckinghamshire

67 Pump Alley, Middlesex

66 Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire

65 Long Lover Lane, Halifax

64 East Breast, Inverclyde

63 Dicks Mount, Suffolk

62 Staines , Surrey

61 Crapstone, Devon

60 Three Cocks, Powys

59 Feltwell, Norfolk

58 Pant, Shropshire

57 Balls Cross, West Sussex

56 Ogle Close, Merseyside

55 Friars Entry, Oxfordshire

54 North Piddle, Worcestershire

53 Mincing Lane, London

52 Bottoms Fold, Lancashire

51 Backside Lane, Oxfordshire

50 Winkle Street, Southampton

49 Wham Bottom Lane, Lancashire

48 Upperthong, West Yorkshire

47 Tosside, Lancashire

46 The Furry, Cornwall

45 Lower Swell, Gloucestershire

44 Lickers Lane, Merseyside

43 Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire

42 Boghead, Ayrshire

41 The Bush, Buckinghamshire

40 Hill o'Many Stanes, Scotland

39 Grope Lane, Shropshire

38 Willey, Warwickshire

37 Happy Bottom, Dorset

36 Feltham Close, Hampshire

35 The Knob, Oxfordshire

34 Menlove Avenue, Liverpool

33 Titty Ho, Northamptonshire

32 Crotch Cresent, Oxfordshire

31 Blairmuckhole & Forestdyke road, Lanarkshire

30 Pant-y-Felin Road, Swansea

29 Beef Lane, Oxfordshire

28 Merkins Avenue, West Dumbartonshire

27 Pork Lane, Essex

26 Moisty Lane, Staffordshire

25 Wetwang, East Yorkshire

24 Scratchy Bottom, Dorset

23 Swallow Passage, London

22 Lickey End, Worcestershire

21 Bitchfield, Lincolnshire

20 Spanker Lane, Derbyshire

19 Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire

18 Lickfold, West Sussex

17 Dick Court, Lanarkshire

16 Beaver Close, Surrey

15 Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire

14 Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire

13 Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire

12 Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire

11 Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire,

10 Slag Lane, Merseyside

9 Shitterton, Dorset

8 Back Passage, London

7 Fingringhoe, Essex

6 Muff, Northern Ireland

5 Sandy Balls, Hampshire

4 Twatt, Orkney

3 Bell End, Birmingham

2 Minge Lane, Worcestershire

1 Cocks, Cornwall

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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 02:57 pm
Brown Willy only made 98?

And can one of our UK members (hee-hee) please explain #28?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:02 pm
Titty Ho happens to be my favorite.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:04 pm
I shall never visit #57.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:06 pm
Personal favorites are Booty Lane and Nether Wallop.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:09 pm
Hole of Horcum sounds like an interesting place to visit....
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George
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:09 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Titty Ho happens to be my favorite.

Answer to the question "What does a pirate shout at Hooters?"
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:17 pm
George wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Titty Ho happens to be my favorite.

Answer to the question "What does a pirate shout at Hooters?"


Laughing
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:18 pm
6 Mile Bottom is where I am headed if I don't put down the chips and pop.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:19 pm
#40 sounds like a cheap hotel
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:51 pm
However, Austria has the BEST place to live.........

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050828/wl_uk_afp/britainaustriaoffbeat;_ylt=AsuXzW1x5eVxezzymVaiAlys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 12:29 pm
Nothing like F*ucking in Austria, is there?
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 01:53 pm
Yes, there is. It's between Winham and Hehermoos.

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/gismonda/images/king.jpg
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:05 pm
"Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F---ing postcards."

LOL! Where else could you get by with that kind of customer service?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:07 pm
#28 -- a merkin is a wig for the nether regions.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:08 pm
sozobe wrote:
#28 -- a merkin is a wig for the nether regions.


Er... Why would one need such a thing?
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squinney
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:12 pm
And, to think here, women are shaving them off!

Next thing ya know there will be a whole new industry allowing you to sell your muff hair for those that want a merkin.


(Hey, is there a "slam" in that name? Like some people say 'merkin" instead of American?)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:12 pm
Straight Dope says:

Quote:
  • They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs.
  • Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty.
  • They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which caused baldness.
  • The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people just don't develop hair down there, and this can be embarrassing.
  • In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable.
  • A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a merkin.
  • In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute may wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.)
  • One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to disrobe completely without actually doing so.
  • In a sci fi story by John Varley called something like "The Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality (and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect nonsexual beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:13 pm
TY too much....
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 02:14 pm
sozobe wrote:
#28 -- a merkin is a wig for the nether regions.


Shocked
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